shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

She only showed Marcus because they're both HIPSTER BITCHES but because Marcus is a huge bro he got her to sow the rest of us how to be DECADENT.
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Not that I have a bath to use them in, but, eh, details.
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EXACTLY. Ten hours is too much. One hour intervals every couple of days, that's the fucking ticket right there.
>_<
^_^

You are super weak, with baby, baby nerd arms which could not lift a feather pillow. But we love you anyways.

Spoiler: gif

 

.... WRENCH... WRENCH I WANT TO DO THIS!

I could bench press you and I have.

 

Shit son it's getting all kinds of family shaped up in here~

Spoiler: gif

[He uploads his list of "mandatory reporting subjects" to Marcus' phone. A the top of the list are things like "recreational drug usage", "high risk athletic activity" and "frequent recurring health problems" that are to be reported to... the government health care insurance.]

 

YES!
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Skinny ickle hipster arms. So smol. So gentle.
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*Glances at his phone and flicks through it, snorting*

Y'got me I guess. Anyhow, ours is privatized because humans are assholes to anything they can be assholes to. I'm not mad though.

And then I could throw you into sparkle hell fountain.

 

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I feel like this is a threat! Are you THREATENING me Marcus? You cad!
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I mean our humans've got private shit too, I just don't have anythign to do with that shit. Part fo my crimes was stealign government property after all.
(Spoiler alert the government property is me. I stole myself.)

 

-mock outraged- You monster!

 

Sexy threaten?

Oh hey same hat, I'm on the FBI watch list.

I am.

 

-grins-

 

I mean there´s playin around, and then there´s Glitter! It sticks everywhere! I think there´s still some in my tail from a party two centuries ago!

 

Biolightings a bitch to stop and start though, so they prefer to do each pattern in one go. Takes less time than normal tats though, unless you're going for fancy fine detail.

Go forth wee havoc-wreaker, and raise sparkle hell.

-heart hands-

TALKY ROBOCAT. -squeal!-

 

Good job. Always steal yourself if at all possible.

 

Fuck that! And FUCK the people who said you were a thing! If you ever need help blowing them the fuck up, we got your back.
>_<
#_#

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You know, I bet we could figure out a way to get you OFF the watch list. Something to ask Sitara about now that the heat on you isn't as bad. I think Josh has at least one in into the federal networks, so it couldn't be THAT hard...
?_?

 

It's fun isn't it? :P

Yo is that a threatening or an amused grin, I can't tell I don't hang with the feline fetishists that often?

 

The edible stuff isn't that bad, though I imagine for you with your uh... Since you're made of metal? I bet that'd be a lot more frustrating.

I will.

 

-blink, earflick- `Lo ta you too lil squishie. -noses at-

 

I mean that's true but we already scrambled it. I don't know, maybe if we have some extra time or something. I don't want to, you know, waste our time on something that's not important.

Not really, I use to get shot at a lot.

 

I build bombs I leveled a building I will fuck them up. >:O

They grow up so fast.

-collapses- I have been blessed. -pets, without getting up-

 

Holy shit if any more positive attention comes my way I might have the dokis. The dokis are lethal, fam, don't do this to me.

I could give ya the interstellar coords, but I think it's a couple-a years into the future until you guys graduate from explore-y to colonize-y stage.