shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-her most mature Iron Queen voice- I'm 7 and I fail to see the problem. :|

 

(buddy, bro, chief, champ. dont get me wrong, im enjoying the view immensely, but...)

(why those fucking boots.)

 

Clothes are actively harmful to my species they get stuck in your seams and joints and frag everything up. Please captains don't ask how I know. What now????

 

Nize hat!

-Noofs aggressively. Also takes her cape and tunic off. Not a lot to see here, Mina is skinny-

 

As a medic I can confirm.

 

Hoy, iz Mina! Vot iz ve doink, Mina? -noofs back and stretches enormously-

 

What? They were on sale and I don't have the right paint for leather.
?_?
[Take a shot everytime someone insults your fashion?]

Thanks! Nice boyfriend!
^_^

 

Takink clothes off? Lookit this cutie hy found, he gotz a goot hat -nods at @WRENCH -

 

-THERE GO THE UNDIES because fuck you. She maintains eye contact the whole time-

Spoiler: slightly more NSFW

The carpet does, in fact, match the drapes. Sort of. In that a horrible, horrible mismatched neon rainbow.

 

theyre hideous and clashing.

 

Hoo, hy likez dat vun, he got style. -he grins at Wrench flirtatiously- End hy already dun haff enny clothes, zo hy vin!

 

-grins- Hy rescued heem mineself!

 

[Drink! He's leaning pretty heavily on @Cronus J. Ampora at this point.]

Fiiiiine I'll take 'em off if you make sure I don't fall over.
9_9

 

Please reclothe yourself.

 

*Good fuckin luck he's about one hard shove from eating dirt himself.*

its not THAT hard to stay upright.

 

Yaz!

Hoy, hyu sharink dot booze?

 

Every time clothes are referenced you traumatize me and my daughter :<

 

with me. its my birthday. get your own.

 

Ja, share de booze! Iz no fun eef efferyvun iz not peesed!

 

Is that a challenge?
!_!
>_<
[He makes an attempt to take the boot off. It ends poorly. Timber!]