shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

yes thanks but i ain't getting naked. (She takes off her ridiculous trenchcoat as a concession.)

 

-passes a cup over. It still tastes pretty okay to humans but it's got a kick like five mules at once-

Eh, iz hokay. Hyu chust enjoy de view! -hands her a cup-

 

Are those your shades or your eyes glowing? Can I look?

 

You were trying to kill him with your tits?

 

*Buttbot was naked from the start.*

 

Sometimes they only have seizures.

 

*Chokes on it.*

jesus fucking CHRIST, what is that, gasoline?

 

Iz de goot schtuff! Hyu iz not goink home standink eef hyu dreenk dis!

 

So, you were trying to give him a seizure with your tits? But how would that even work? Are they magical?

 

-trips mirrors, flops on top, purrs-

 

-stuffs her fist in her mouth (actually just bites her knuckles) to keep from answering THIS SASS IS NOT PG DON'T DO IT KABLOOEY-

 

Are you okay?

 

-thumps down with the sort of force you expect from a completely jacked 6'7" dude, then laughs- Mina! No-vun ken henjoy mine body dis vay!

 

-BREATHE. BREATHE- Yep. I'm good.

 

You sure?

 

Hy ken!

 

(salutes)

eyes. and ... i guess? i mean, why?

(she takes off her shades and leans, like, an inch closer, which doesn't do much for the distance.)

 

Hyu git lots ov de chences to oggle ennyvay.

 

Sorry what was that?
[He grins and headbutts her. AFFECTION]

 

its fucking awful.

*He drinks it anyways.*