shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I wanna jump the red guy.

 

yeP! I'mma go look at cool chika's glowy eyes nowbye!

Because they're fuckin' sweet? -nyoom she's suddenly there because dream magic- Is that an optional mod or? It's probably made not to get in the way of your visuals... how does it not leave you night blind though? Do they go dark? Stop making me regret not getting the 'netics. So fuckin cool.

 

D --> The rippling strength of the nude, muscular form is e%tremely important to my caste's culture
[Equius shreds all of his clothes off at once.

Spoiler: implied nsfw

He is muscular in all aspects.

 

oh vwowv.

 

-gives him a thumbs up- Iz goot, ja? Sekrit recipe!

-how can he pronounce recipe correctly in that exaggerated faux-germanic accent? the world may never know-

-wolf-whistles-

 

[The vodka is ALL HIS NOW.]

 

*Yeah, he can't even see where Wrench is now. RIP birthday booze.*

 

[juice walks in and starts to stare around, blinking.]
normally if i'm stuck at a party...i try to warn people not to drink the jungle juice...tho judging by the state of everyone's undress...i think i may already be too late...

 

thanks, they're kinda janky. and optional only in that i have the option of being super blind instead. tragic story, eyes pecked out by space birds, etc. i'm not the person to ask about how they work, unfortunately, if i was maybe i could fix 'em better. i can see in the dark, though!

 

Zo? Peck priv-ee-ledge!

 

[Equius does not respond, and only proceeds to flex in various poses.]

 

wlcome to my twisted birthday party

 

-he headbutts her, but apparently as a show of affection since it's followed up by a noof-

 

You have shit taste, darling.

 

Ho, hyu look like hyu could giff mine hammer a goot go!

 

*smirk* What, would you like to join them?

 

...that would explain it.

[juice blushes, and avoids his gaze.] ...you're being a jerk...jerk.

 

-great noofing. This is Her dork dammit-

Hyo, ve gotz more booze here!

 

-more noofing-
Ja, booze for efferyvun! End hy made eet de goot schtuff too! Proper booze!

 

Sorry, I meant the glow being optional. Mouth is slower than brain, known bug still no patch. I'd offer to take a closer look but the only hardware I do are explosives. Can you see the glow? Oh! Oh! Maybe it's a different spectrum. Can you see outside visible light? -takes off her shades- I went with lenses instead of replacing the full eye, but these let me see infrared and ultraviolet. Maybe I should... -taps around on her 'phone'- Oh wait non-visible spectra was already turned off.