shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

- the wail trails off into the sound of the ocean. The crabs begin forming a civilization. They erect idols that look similar to a certain half genie half human. A society has been set off -

- botbot pops out of a palmtree like structure made of plush crabs -

D O E S_G O F F I C_R E Q U I R E_M O R E_C R A B S ? :) I_A M_A_B I T_T I R E D .

 

Yes!!!

 

goffik ISNT A REAL NAME.

 

...human cronus got mpreg'd...

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

His name is Goffik Zeus!

And the baby was born and I named him Goffik Zeus!

 

been there, done that.

sort of.

 

it is NOT goffik fucking zeus.

 

You are right. He is not named Goffik Fucking Zeus. His name is actually Goffik Zeus.

 

Do you at least do an entertaining dance? Bleed a pretty color?

 

...you shapeshifted into a pregnant person..?

 

Spoiler: miscarriage

yeah, it kinda died when i did that.

 

oo..........

 

O K !

- botbot reaches into compartment, only to find there are no more crabs -

A W , I_H A V E_N O_M O R E_C R A B S ! :(

- an eerie chanting can be heard in the background, low and foreboding, sounding something like ~goffic zeus, ruler of crabcadia~. the plush crabs appear to be moving if looked at out of the corner of your eye. Of course that is silly, they are only stuffed animals -

 

*sighs* Aaaaawwww...

 

*Shrugs.*

wasnt like it was a REAL kid.

 

Hey! Which one of you is the real Juice, I need to get back at whatever they are for blowing me halfway across the rave earlier. It was totally uncalled for, and I think an eye for an eye is only fair.
[He has calmed down somewhat from before, but is still seething.]

 

*He lifts up his bangs to show off the double scars that aren't on the real Juice.*

 

*goffik zeus hugs a stuffed crab*

 

[Despite what he might claim, Otis was never known for his intellect]
What, did you have a makeover or something thinking that you would be able to trick me? Well I am NOT falling for it! *He takes a swing*

 

Are you actually brainless?