shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Thanks Zarya. Your strength motivates me.

Yo Bastion, how are ya bud?

 

Are you sure it doesn't... move you? -puns eyebrow waggle. Also ftr she is still naked-

 

*laughs* That's funny right there.

 

-raises a cup- Come party with us, pun friend!

 

Aww, will you share with me luv?

 

*skates over* Oh, I'm always having a party.

 

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Spoiler: translation:

i'm really excited since so many overwatch friends are here now!

 

*The cycle of Too Much Watermelon Vodka comes to a close and he bursts into tears. Where's his sloppy makeouts. Why does no one love him.*

 

-hands him a cup of jagerbeer- Hell yes.

Hey man, is the adorable robot your friend too? They can join! -falls backwards onto a couch sloooooowly. Somehow doesn't spill her drink- Score!

 

Aw yeah, it's so fun to see friendly faces and...*looks @Reaper * others.

*takes a tiny sip*

Yeah, he's very cool. He's really nice with animals.

 

*the tiny green man said that this thing was good with animals. Time to test it out. Sif trots over to @Bastion. Towering over him, Sif bends down and sniff the creature.*

 

I have had not enough alcohol for this.

 

Careful with the burns around the booze bro, I'm pretty sure the fumes are flammable.

Sweet! So many people with cool tech and friends and tech-friends. I like this place.

-how does her face not break from that fucking grin?- Endless keg party bitch, get with the program!

 

[Bastion does the robot.]

[Bastion slowly extends a hand for Sif to sniff, though they have no scent of their own.]

 

-hope they don't have a sensitivity to pitch because she could probably shatter glass with that squee-

 

-A Russian rarely says no to free alcohol. Zarya takes a seat by Lucio, and starts drinking.-

 

Come over here and get it!
^_~
[He waves the bottle. Mostly because he's getting trashed on jaeger-improved beer now instead.]

Aw fuck.
!_!
/_\
[He does not have the ability to walk over there right now. And also would probably kill someone before letting his mask be pulled off long enough for sloppy makeout. RIP Cronus, with no bros to bail him out.]

 

[juice removes themselves from orlandeau's face for a moment to look at the source of the crying.]
*whispering to orlandeau* ...should i..?

he might be a cronus...but it is his birthday...

 

*whispering back* Well, I can't say I like him. But it is a mood-killer to see him bawling like this. Go for it.

 

[juice tries to give @Cronus J. Ampora a quick peck on the cheek]