shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

*He has the texture of sandpaper-wrapped jello but it seems to shut him up.*

 

...happy birthday..!

[following this, the sloppy makeouts with orlandeau quickly resume]

 

[ARRIVES WITH A FANFARE OF INDUSTRIAL NOISE]

[Also instead of just popping in, or walking in, (or exploding in,) she goes from a mosaic effect into normalcy. Pixelized wings linger, spread out, mangled with bone showing through. They scatter into blocks, smaller and smaller until gone. Before they disappear, they change color and spell out words:

Spoiler: Matrix hacker tryhard bullshit (Lorge, eyestrain)

Desperate diseases, desperate cures
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
All things will pass
After us the deluge!
We shall not last
The die is CAST!
PR1NC3SS_CH8OS

And then she sees... well, the rave and sighs]

Fuckdammit Kablooey. What'd you do this time?

 

Hey! That's my gig!

 

Oh no you're adorable.

 

Darn tooting!

 

Fuck you! It ain't always my fault!

 

My dear, disastrous ground zero, you're naked and smell like a sorority. The last six hundred times this happened it was your fault.

 

It's only partially my fault this time! -she's pretty clearly not actually arguing, just being a shit because it's fun-

 

Oh, wonderful. It's like the aftermath of a med school party, but with less piercings.
-he sounds distinctly nostalgic-

 

i do piercings.

*Don't let him do piercings. His look like he doesn't even know what disinfectant is.*

 

I'm fairly sure you're not built on a scale to give me piercings.
-he is thirty feet tall-

 

is that a challenge.

*He's barely five.*

 

You still haven't explained why you're naked.

Please don't give her too many ideas- fuck too late now she has a nailgun, thanks.

 

There was a Purity Warrior so I took my panties off to scare him away and/or cause him internal injury.

-also does in fact have a nailgun. Anyone who wants new holes should... probably find a non-toasted professional-

 

No, I'm perfectly capable of giving them to myself. I have all I want for the moment anyway.

Apologies.
-he sounds only a little sorry-

 

nevwer too many piercings.

 

I think my amica would agree with you, but I wouldn't.

 

There is an easy solution here cap
Who's got a rig I've been wanting to try out some bling again some squishy's forge-iversary is totally a decent excuse to put more metal in my spike

 

-he produces proper needles, jewelry, and hygiene equipment-
Steadiest hands in my cohort are useful for more than lab work and surgery. I have all my equipment back onboard, too, and Cloudcrusher designs lovely jewelry.