shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

i used to havwe a tongue piercing.

nowv ivwe just got a cool split tongue.

 

I do dubstep and remixes. They are awesome to make. They just flow easily.

 

can confirm, introductions were performed. .. hey, is that MY couch or do all shitty couches just look related? (she frowns at it)

 

Nice dude. I bet you get all da ladies with that.

 

vwhat ladies.

 

The... second I think? It appeared when I had the need to couchflop?

 

*winks* I think you know what I mean.

 

No+. I do+n't think he do+es.

 

there arent any girls vwhere i livwe.

 

Oh wo+w. That's mo+re drastic than I expected.

...huh.

 

i only ask because i think i brought a dream or whatever of mine with me when i showed up here. maybe it's hanging around..?

(reed is now staring at the couch in an attempt not to stare at Kablooey. She's too gay for this.)

 

there VWAS a girl but shes gone nowv, so its only a matter of time before theres another one.

no one vwants to be the guy vwho copies someone else.

 

...

It co+ntinues to+ gro+w mo+re and mo+re drastic.

 

*Shrugs.*
just the vway things are, lady.

 

Po+rrim. The name's Po+rrim.

 

-caves Lady's UNREASONABLE DEMANDS and puts her panties back on before flopping back onto the couch. Lady, as agreed, takes her top off and takes a cup. And a second cup. Because no matter how foul this shit is she's gonna down the first fast-

 

Yo dude, I'm sorry to hear that. At least you got your bros, am I right?

 

Nice tats! -puts one cup down to fiddle with her phone; lights up the phoenix on her arm-

 

aint that the fucker vwho
vworks at that one coffee shop.

i tattooed 'loser' on his ass and he has no idea.

 

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