shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Awwwww hey cmon Sawbones totes adopted you she noofed you and everything you gotta have sweet nicknames for your new fam it's like law or something!

 

-wakes up with a snort, yawns, pokes out his tongue to lick round his massive tusks, and scratches his armpit. He's still entirely naked-
Ho, de giant clenks iz back!

 

[Two smol not-yet-jets poke their heads in after Soundy; both are maybe six feet tall, slim humanoids with cream-and-chrome plating and the very beginning nubs of what might someday be wings poking out of their backs. One has crimson eyes, the other yellow. The red-eyed twin speaks up first:] Hey Soundy did you figure out where it went yet or--oh!! Here again! Hi everyone!!!

 

Yes, that´s my sparkling.

He seems to´ve brought friends.

Kitten ye should really start checking where ye go before ye go! -amused noofing-

-stern look-

 

sweet primus on a fragging platter why am I even surprised anymore
Listen to Cap Nichy kiddos you really gotta stop flying right through every weird patch of space you find you're gonna get splatted someday and then I'll spark forever :<

But hey! As long as you're here come over and say hi!! :D

Whaaaat? With the rate we pick up new arrivals we may as well throw a few organics in! This one's even got fashion sense!

 

How Else am I supposed to find out?

Boring!

-investigates- So am I tiny or giant?

Come on, it´s just the dreamplace again!

 

It's real hard to vocalize a pile of hearts.

-preens-

He's adorable :D

You're a tiny giant!

 

[The yellow-eyed twin makes a sound best described as "!!" and holds his hands up towards Venture imperiously.]

[The red-eyed one, meanwhile, runs over to Soundy to aid in investigating @KABL003Y138. Science!!] *o* You have so many colors!!!!! Even Caer doesn't have so many colors!! Who're you, are those your normal paints or do you change?? Do organics even do paint??? I'm Aralia!

 

Sweetspark I'm not the kind of physicist that looks at things before blowing them up, you'd have to ask one of the teachers. Maybe we could get you instruments?

 

Tattoos! Mine are static 'cause they're old school. Some of my friends have different sets of patterns that light up! The ink goes into our skin or it comes off after a while, but some stuff stains and lasts a while, like henna. It's a real pain to remove a tattoo so they're mostly permanent. I'm Kablooey!

 

Awww you're sweet ;)

[Venture laughs and scoops up the nearest babbyjet.] Yes hello you're safe this time I've got you brightspark. We gonna let your twin do all the science?

 

ahem

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

*It's unclear what he actually says, but it gives the impression of hearts.*

 

-messes around on her phone, summons a horde of pixelated hearts that float off and disappear-

 

Oh! Like Sire's lights? And Soundy's? I didn't know organics could do light!!! :D [He bats excitedly @Soundwave Minimus II] Soundy!!! They do lights too!!!!!

Why would you gotta take a tattoo off though? Can't you just go over it? The not-light ones I mean.

[Laeto nods, happily snuggling against Venture's cockpit.]

 

We're starting to be able! Biolights are really cool.

And... sort of. The ink is still there in our skin, which is thicker than it looks and kind of transparent. It's made up of a bunch of different layers so you can't see completely through it. We trap ink in a... sort of stack through a bunch of surface layers, because we lose bits of the top layers all the time? I'm not entirely sure how it works. I know sometimes people go over existing tattoos though! I think it's easier if you remove the existing one though? I just like getting them, I don't actually do them. You need someone who knows how to do it to get one, even if you can paint handling one of those needle gun things is whole different beast. And doing biolight is also a little different.

 

And you´re just tiny! -noses at-

Instruments are good!

-bats back- Yes! I was born with mine -smug kitten-

That´s Much harder than paints! Do you need laquer too?

 

<3 <3 <3 <3!!

 

ok first of all how the fuck

 

-pats the giant nose- :D

Noot really? We like to scrub our skin so it doesn't have those loose bits, and use creams and lotions to keep it soft. Some people use stuff that makes them look shiny like they're wet, but it's hit and miss. And there's glittery stuff! I love body glitter but it makes me itch :(

 

:O Layers? Why do you need so many layers and why do you lose them??? Does it hurt?? D8

And you're allergic to glitter???? DDD8 There's all kindsa glitter I bet we can find one that doesn't itch!!!