shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by This Was A Triumph, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    *The instant his fist connects, Cronus swaps to a doppelganger of Otis.*
     
    Suspicious Feline, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:37 PM
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  2. Reed Castor

    Reed Castor lives on the b-side | 18+

    (reed struggles out of a pile of stuffed crabs, looking angry) what the HELL - oh, i'm back here again is what the hell. gfdi. why are there plush.. what are these? spiders? why are there toy spiders everywhere?
     
    Reed Castor, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:40 PM
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  3. Otis Kinsley

    Otis Kinsley Up and coming author ((character is bad news))

    *Loud yelling* By the gods, what have I done?! Your hair...MY hair...I've totally messed it up!
    [Otis pulls out a comb and aggressively tries to "fix" Cronus' hair]
     
    Otis Kinsley, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:40 PM
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  4. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    They're crabs and they're for Goffik Zeus!
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:40 PM
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  5. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    hey, hey, HEY, hands OFF, cant you give me FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES to get my bearings??
     
    Suspicious Feline, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:41 PM
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  6. juice

    juice sleepy aspiring entrepreneur

    ...i am okay with this...
     
    juice, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:41 PM
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  7. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    his name is not fucking GOFFIK ZEUS. is NO ONE going to back me up on this??
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:42 PM
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  8. Reed Castor

    Reed Castor lives on the b-side | 18+

    oh. all my questions are answered.
     
    Reed Castor, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:42 PM
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  9. Otis Kinsley

    Otis Kinsley Up and coming author ((character is bad news))

    Not until I fix this hair of mine you currently have! I can't have you ruining my image of classy handsomeness, it's the reason why I'm so popular!
     
    Otis Kinsley, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:43 PM
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  10. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    It's so Goffik Zeus!
    Goffik Zeus is my baby.

    *points at @Half-Norm Hell Child *
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:44 PM
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  11. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    dont worry, youll end up online with six dicks in your mouth before long.
     
    Suspicious Feline, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:44 PM
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  12. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    no it isnt and no it isnt.
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:44 PM
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  13. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    Yes, it is, and yes, it is!
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:45 PM
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  14. Orlandeau

    Orlandeau A tryhard with a cig

    You are wearing a hoodie with a dress shirt. There is nothing classy about that. It just shows that you have no sense of taste.
     
    Orlandeau, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:46 PM
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  15. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    youre SIX.
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:47 PM
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  16. Reed Castor

    Reed Castor lives on the b-side | 18+

    (reed looks @Smol Norm the Genie up and down - mostly down, since she is doing so from atop a pile of crabs)

    well, you don't look like a new parent, but what do i know.
     
    Reed Castor, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:47 PM
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  17. Smol Norm the Genie

    Smol Norm the Genie babby genie|18+

    You don't want him!

    And his name is Goffik Zeus! It will always be Goffik Zeus! And the robot agrees with me!
     
    Smol Norm the Genie, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:48 PM
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  18. Otis Kinsley

    Otis Kinsley Up and coming author ((character is bad news))

    If you ruin my image or bring my body into any contact with a dick other than my own then I won't even care that you look like me, because I will KILL you, you hear me?!
     
    Otis Kinsley, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:48 PM
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  19. Suspicious Feline

    Suspicious Feline 100% bonafide cat

    how flexible are you.
     
    Suspicious Feline, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:49 PM
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  20. Cronus J. Ampora

    Cronus J. Ampora higher education is for nerds

    thats not the point. still not your kid.

    and the robot just created a fucking civilization of stuffed crabs.
     
    Cronus J. Ampora, Dec 17, 2016 at 11:50 PM
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