shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Al'rrhissim grabs the bottle and clunks it down on the rock before she dips into the hot water, herself.
"Nope! I'm from ai-Talas, although with the water problem there I somehow doubt this is there. Earth is two or three galaxies away and we're not really friends with the federa--"

"Hello Nilima!"

 

see, id totally go in the water too, but i dont own a swimsuit.

 

Clothes Optional Still, I Think

 

like i wouldnt IMMEDIATELY be targeted by the 'think of the children' committee for even CONSIDERING going in in my birthday suit.

 

"The fuck you need a swimsuit for?", Al'rrhissim hollers over. It's an honest question. Why would anyone need a swimsuit while bathing??? Preposterous.
She takes a swig from the wodka, realizes it got heated up, and plops it into an ice bucket that just so happens to stand there.
While it cools down, she grabs a different bottle from said bucket, filled with some sort of dark red liquid. Ice cold. Much better.

 

-why yes, yes he can. It earns him a happy trill-

Heya Al'rrhi!

 

Whaaaaaat are we talking aliens?
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Do you have space flight? (Please say yes please say yes please say yes.)
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I'm naked as SHIT c'mon relax a little!
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i told you, covering my ass (ha) from the PC police.

 

If he does give you shit I can just take my panties off again.

 

what? no, the furry chick.

 

-investigates the water.

 

She won't get on your case for being naked unless you start trying to get your naked body all over everyone else's without their consent, dude.

 

like she isnt going to interpret the SLIGHTEST accidental brush as 'literally dry-humping someone'. prefer to stay out of deep water with my clothes on so theres nothing she can get me on.

 

You could just get in a pool with nobody else in it. I think the other catte created a lot of pools.

 

then whats the point?

 

The water feels really nice, that's the point. For me, anyway.

 

"Yeah! Didn't the ears and the overall differing anatomy tip you off? We're called talassani.", Al'rrhissim grins. "Our pilots are psionics. Don't know much of the details of that, though."

"Oh no you didn't."
Al'rrhissim hisses.
"If you repeat that word around me again I'm going to tear you to shreds."

 

weirdo.

 

*confused* Catte? Why?

I'm pretty sure that's why hot tubs were invented, dude.

 

Oooh I've only seen Redshirt McChastityBelt be a dick about it. Also which furry chick there's like four of them and they're all (mostly) naked.