shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

are you going to bitch about it if i say yes to the latter.

 

?_?
[He absolutely opens and tries it. It is delicious. He is probably going to drink the entire damn thing.]

You got a cheek kiss from the blue-haired whisperer, and then you passed the fuck out. Gnarly.
^_^
[He goes back to his new favorite drink ever.]

 

*creates a screen around the pool he's in that cronii can't see through*

There! Satisfied?

 

what? that cant be it.

 

sure.

 

See how easily your problems can be solved if you're not passive-aggressive about them?

 

Yeah, you were crying and everything. Didn't get invited to the threesome though, so that sucks.
o_o

Still! There's always next time. We've all been the birthday bitch at some point in our lives.
^_^

 

if i wasnt passivwe aggressivwe about them i vwould havwe shot you.

 

-swims up to @WRENCH mighty dispenser of booze. Like this, you can see her scorpion tail continues into slightly spiky armor panels up her spine.-
Hyu gotz sum booze fer a poor parches jägerkin?

 

... okay. Continue on being on passive aggressive then.

 

i wasnt crying, why would i be crying.

 

Sick tail.
*_*
[He passes over a bottle of vodka. Where is he getting these?]

There was a lotta fucked up booze going around, man.
>_>

I'm pretty sure I was ready to cry near the end there too.
@_@
#_#
._.

 

well, seeing as i dont cry ever, it mustve been the green chick. blue chick?

...teal chick? whatever, you all know what im talking about, the one that changes into people.

 

9_9
6_6

Sure dude, whatever. Are you getting in the hot tub or nah?
?_?
@_@

 

...yup, that was about it...

......i don't remember being in a threesome...which is highly concerning...because i don't think i drank anything alcoholic

 

Well, obviously? You didn't invite anyone!
?_?

It's pretty hard to have a threesome if you don't bother actually getting around to it.
>_>

 

i told you, theres no conceivable way for me to get in without being accused of inappropriate behavior.

 

You know what they say: Two's company, three's a crowd! I'm generally not really interested in other guys, anyways.

 

What, like that's going to STOP you?
>_<
9_9

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
@_@
=_=

 

also my hair would get ruined.

VERY lame.