shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

See, THERE'S an excuse that doesn't make you look like a huge fucking baby.
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Are you gonna at least try the booze? This one's fizzy as shit and it's FUCKING AMAZING.
^_^
*_*

 

Thenks! Hy grew eet mineself! -arches it up and waves it a little-
Hyu a construct too?

 

a construct? what, did somebody build you?

 

Seconding the question!
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No, hy schtarted out human. Sum constructs iz built though. Klenks where hy iz from iz teck-neek-ally constructs. Don´t tink der beeg klenkz vot heng round here iz tho.
Ennyvey, constructs iz pipple or critters vot sum spark built or grew or changed. Sum schparkz is construct cawze they make mit der buildink on themselves.
Voz wonderink cawze hyu mask makes faces. Iz it chust hyu face? Hy meen a hat vot no vun ken schteal iz preddy schmott thing relly.

 

(a rat is swimming around in a tiny shallow pool, which for some reason contains various delicious treats such as peas, frozen bits of fruit, and also interesting floaty toys. rat swim rat swim... rat dive and grab a strawberry bit. they swim to the edge of the tiny pool where the water is shallow enough to stand and nom)

 

*Despite being the thickness of a toothpick, she scoops Cronus up and SLAM DUNKS him into a pool.*

 

You can call me lame if you want. I'm down with the way things are.

I don't have the same qualms about getting my hair wet, however!
[Orlandeau strips down to a pair of swim trunks and enters one of the pools. The swim trunks are black and white, with an orca's face on the back.]

 

...
[juice leaves the rave for a moment...and returns wearing a full-body wetsuit. they enter the same pool as orlandeau and sit down in his lap.]

 

*Watery protesting.*

 

[Venture wanders over to one of the smaller pools and crouches to set Laeto down; the sparkling seems to be having a good bit of fun poking the water around and watching the ripples! Ven keeps an audial on him, but looks around for @Al'rrhissim Belassen.]

Yo er-- lady who made these I think I missed your name sorry-- anyway these volcanically heated or they got some other chemical weirdness going on? Looks like little fingers are doing okay but if this stuff's corrosive with longer contact...

 

My... mask?
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Nah, it's just a mask. I mean, I've got the chip, but that's not like a CONSTRUCT or something. No cool cyborg shit here.
o_o
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[Wrench is now as far away from the tiny rat pool as possible.]

Decided to hop in anyhow? Just needed some help?
^_^

 

(where the FUCK are my contacts.)

 

the hell is a spark? isn't that what the, uh, big clanks call their hearts? heart-equivalent bits, at least.

 

Buddy, if you're looking for contacts you are shit outta luck. Might as well just accept being blind.
>_>
-_-

 

I could probably find them if you'd quit fucking thrashing around. Y'know, having water powers and all.

 

find what. i dont know what youre talking about.

 

Fuck, depending on how blind you are I can probably, fucking, just...
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[He hunts around in the VARIETY OF BOTTLES he's accumulated. Eventually, he finds a pair of stylish square glasses with pretty thick lenses.]

Marcus wears these and his vision is SHIT. Just fucking godawful. Try 'em on.
o_o
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Those contacts you are mumbling to yourself about? I mean, if you don't want any help, suit yourself. Just quite making such a splash about it, I'm trying to relax with my partner here.

 

*He GAGS.*

no. no, no, no, no, no.