shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Stay blind then. Those puppies are probably gone forever.
9_9
[He sets the glasses back down. Carefully.]

 

Awww. Well hy guess vould make der keesink hard -grins-

Hy dunno about der klenks bot -points a thunmb at Wrench- vouldn´t be surpriszed eef he vos vun. Schparkz vot hy know iz pipple vot make schit. Sometimes dey make eempossible schit. Like Klenks.

 

i dont wear contacts because my vision is perfect.

better than perfect, in fact. im actually a 20/25.

 

Kissing's overrated! Boning's where it's at.
^_^

Can I assume that's a compliment? Because I AM pretty fucking incredible at making shit. Probably the best there is!
^_^
#_#

Though I've gotta one-up Josh for that fucking drone. FUCK, I don't even know how he managed to build that thing.
(._(.

Doesn't that mean you're farsighted?
?_?

 

what? no.

 

huh.

so, like, mad scientists but moreso. cool. neato. great to know.

 

Shit, I don't fucking know. It's all greek to me.
@_@

 

Dude, a lot of people wear contacts, it's not something you need to hide. I'm wearing some right now.

20/20 isn't even perfect vision, 20/25 vision just means your vision's worse than average.

 

-snorts- Hyu dunno vot hyur missink.
And yez. Also yeah hyu iz such a gottdamn schpark. Neffer met a schpar vot deedn´t haf sumvun dey chust gotta show op.

Ja, pipple call dem madboyz or gurlz sumtimez, bot sum ov dem dun like beink called dot.

 

(whooops i got distracted by something, sorry)

"Don't do it again, k? My promise stands."

Al'rrhissim grins and gives Wrench a thumbs-up.

(Fun fact! It's inspired by Fassbrause, which is actually a nonalcoholic lemonade. Not as sweet as your usual lemonade, too, more on the herby side, but not as not-sweet as bionade.)

Al'rrhissim looks at Cosmina with starry eyes. Oh no, she's hot.

"Hi! I'm Al'rrhissim Belassen, but you can call me Al'rrhi. If I remember correctly, they're volcanically heated, but it's been a long time. If it's something chemical, it's something that's safe to bathe in, though."

 

...i bet you'd look cute wearing glasses too, tho...

 

i meant 20/15.

 

Okay.

 

-swishes tail through the water. She´s not a model, the camera turned itself on!-

 

I am choosing to take that as a COMPLIMENT! Showing Josh up is just a bonus to my life of living awesome.
^_^
^_~

^_^
[He returns the thumbs up. HE LOVES THIS.]

Pretty sure that's still bad.
(._(.

 

Sure you did.

 

-laughing, takes another sip of vodka- Goot schtoff!
Ja, ja, show dem, show dem all! Hyu iz chust der cyootest bebbhschpark.

 

Safe for organics isn't necessarily safe for us but I'll take your word for it!! Thanks :) Venture of Lower Petrohex if it matters at all to you and this cutie here is Laeto of the Team!

[Aside, to said cutie:] Let me know if that starts feeling weirder than the oil baths okay? It should just be hot not painful or itchy.

 

-Soundy has been batting the water as cats often do. The splash must be fun-
"I´m Soundwave Minimus! Venture can I drink this?"

 

Wouldn't bet on it kiddo we don't know what these rocks are made of or what's in the water. You still got that little sampler kit from your chem set? Bet you could run some tests see if it's got anything too nasty in it for drinking or playing.