shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

i m very smart but rarely have i been caled....... wise.........

(ง ˙o˙)ว

 

(The hedgehog sniffs and daintily nibbles a piece of dried fruit. It does. Of need the food, but it is polite to accept the gift.)

ETA: (Also, the fruit is tasty!)

 

Does eternal slavery sound like something that's smart to court?

-at least you are precious and good. eating fruits daintily. calmingly-

 

sounds like tuesday my man my dude my mark

₍₍ ᕕ(´◓ω◓)ᕗ⁾⁾

 

-that pure loathing from his father. and that very, very real feel of true, deep terror from him. all these years and it's still so clear. oh no-

It does not.

 

(´ω｀★)

 

-looks at you hatefully from behind the mask-

If you want to ruin yourself, do so. I will play no part in it, however.

 

ʅฺ(・ω・。)ʃฺ？？
(▰˘︹˘▰)

 

-is very pointedly ignoring her-

 

(The hedgehog finishes its nibbling and begins to wander. Although it is kind, it is also capricious, and given to wandering. It trundles along, at least, as trundle-y as a small animal can get.)

 

I was only joking. I can only drink troll blood.

ಡ ﹏ ಡ

 

It is fine.

-it's not fine. tori is having fun with a guilt spiral self hate trip-

 

cause, you know, i didn't threaten u or hunt u down or anything. im a pacifist.

(;•᷅⌓•᷅)

 

That'd be welcome frankly, so long as you weren't eating me.

 

is... is this a kink thing?

 

(The hedgehog has no opinion on kinks.)

 

No? It's a joke, mostly. Death is preferable to someone being bloodbound to me though.

 

wut dat

 

The eternal slavery comment from earlier wasn't a joke.

 

wow mmm that sure clears thinks up 100% good shit