shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

i swear to fuck if you name the kid after my immortal, im going to kidnap it myself.

 

or maybe a bowl cut.

 

Goffik Zeus!

 

Goffik Zeus!

 

(Reed's sunglasses briefly flicker out of existence, as does all her hair but a close buzz and several inches of her already shortish height. In the new absence of sunglasses her eye sockets, which definitely weren't this empty a moment ago, are visible. Then she looks normal and alarmed. She groans and buries herself in the stuffed crab pile. Muffled complaining can be heard.)

 

*That's it. He makes a nab for his son.*

 

*is nabbed*

 

C A N_I_H O L D_G O F F I K_Z E U S_N E X T ? :)

 

*From a safe distance away.*
(ITS NAME IS ZEUS MARLON AMPORA. SUCK MY DICK.)

 

No, he's called Goffik Zeus!

 

(MY KID, MY RULES.)

 

Goffik Zeus!!!!

 

(NO.)

 

*floats determinedly to cronus*

*pouts*

Goffik Zeus.

 

piss off.

 

Goffik Zeus!!!

 

say goffik zeus ONE more time and ill kick your ass.

 

Goffik Zeus!!!!

 

(muffled, mostly to self) this is something i never expected to say, but i think i might prefer the regular nightmares. has anybody heard of using their indoor goddamn voices?

 

*Zeus is tucked into the crook of his arm and he aims a shove at tiny Norm.*