shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I WAS HERE FIRST, SHIT FOR BRAINS.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE, ASSHOLE! I WAS ABOUT TO GET LAID.
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SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM, FUCKHEAD.
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where the fuck am I? YOU'RE CLEARLY MY EVIL CLONE, which is FUCKED UP but HERE THE FUCK WE ARE!

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UH first of all: I was here FIRST.
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SECOND of all: this is the matrix and YOU'RE the fucking evil clone, you're just HIDING YOUR MUSTACHE.
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THIRD OF ALL: YOU HAVE TO BRING ENOUGH BEER FOR EVERYONE, DICKBRAINS.
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My spark says make a selfcest joke, my array juts shriveled up and died at the thought.

 

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This isn't even FUCKING open. How would I have brought beer for everyone I WAS NECKING A CUTE GIRL!

*Lifts his hand as if to slam the beer bottle down in anger, pauses. Stares at the bottle of beer. Delicately places it on the ground. No wasting good beer.*

WHO ARE YOU?

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Pls to fry his face too, STAT.
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Just toss it over here then! FUCK as if I care about your sex life.
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...What was her name?
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A cautionary tale in most circumstances.

 

*Throws the bottle, catch loser*

Uh, she said her name was Gardenia. Hippy-vegan fuck.
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Pay me and I might consider it, but everytime someone tries to make me do something for free the price rises :P

 

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[He almost fumbles the catch. Almost.]

Nice? Nice. I'll uh, I'll have to look her up. Since CLEARLY she's got great taste.
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Oh, so the COPY gets to have a fry-free face, but I don't?
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Typical, JUST TYPICAL.
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"Sure does! A good buddy of mine got me into them- he'd probably LOVE this place! So who the heck are YOU?" Bill replies nonchalantly.

[ Whoops! I totally missed this post! My bad! ]

 

Well DUH... How do you know she'll be there? In Wrench A world.

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(The A is for asshole)

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Being vague about shit is how I pass the time, ask a better question if you want an answer buddy.

The other one hasn't pissed me off yet. I did say you can pay me.

 

Well it's worth fucking trying, isn't it?
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[He cracks open the beer and settles back into the hot spring again. This is... the life.]

With robot money?
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I GUESS... What's your name?

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How are things in dimension A? How much like me are you really?

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NOPE. You go first, buddy. I don't trust you.
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@WRENCH @VVRENCH Hoy, threesum?