shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Dere izzn't nothink wronk vit a beet of beckdoor fon, hyu know. -massive grin-

 

Yes.

 

To who? No vun vho ken tell me shit about fock vill care.

 

-has appearified a bucket of popcorn and is SHOVING IT IN HER FACE in handfuls. Kernels escape and land in the pool-

 

Hi, it's me, I care. Reluctantly.

 

Yo hey how about we dont make jokes about fragging that particular Scanner? Slaggin' rude.

[He waves, still perched by one of the smaller springs.] Sup?

 

Hi! You're Stentato's friend, riiiight?

 

-blink- Now vot deed hy do?

 

Uh. I. Think so? He's a chill dude idk if he really likes me but sure I've called people friends with less to go on. Why?

 

Naw, he likes you! He's just shy. Not really used to people!

 

Sooooo did you guys like, get this place so sloshed it started seeing double?

 

Protip: do not even joke about trying to screw green 'bot Scanner he is not up for it even a little and I will have to fight a glitch in defense of his honor. Also he might decide to fry your eyes out so I mean.

 

"Sure am! Nice to meet ya! Is there anything you want me to address you by? Because if not, I'll just improvise."

 

-appears- Well, this place has changed. Hello Venture. -waves to Lacuna as he doesn´t know her name-

 

Hokeh hokeh! -holds up hands- Hyu know ve jägerkin ken take no fer an answer as much as der next pipple right?

 

Okaaaay that's great but also why're you asking me?

Nah altselves just kinda happen sometimes. Also hey welcome back! The water is proooobably safe if you wanna soak!

 

Ken hyu get Places dronk?

 

Yoooo Libby my dude! What's up?

I coulda swore you were around for at least one of the many screaming matches over "who is allowed to so much as fantasize about Scanner much less proposition him". (Spoiler: the answer is "no one except maybe that Throttle chick depending on continuity".)

...On second thought I maaaaay be mixing you up with Sawbones but hey now you know.

 

I answer to any number of things, but Life Support works just fine.

 

Your name, the one you like not the one that other people fucking forced onto you that you hate. FUCK the system.
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