shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

If you don't know exact numbers, how can you calculate a majority? For that matter, how are you so sure the differences you see correspond to the same states across species, much less across universes and dimensions where the physical rules governing existence are so different?

 

m3 too, buddy!!!

 

I don't want to guess, either.

'Not currently accessing' is not the same as 'does not know,' thank you, I do not actually feel like blinding myself in the name of statistical rigor for a discussion on the population of the dream plane.
I am sure of very little, descendant of my brothers, but there is such thing as 'reasonable conclusion.' There are differences in all things, but so very much stays the same across the planes; I was made to See, and so I do.

 

[Taking this as a yes, Onyx pets the buttbot, attempting to soothe away any lingering pain from the kicking.]

 

So you're saying that there is no empirical way to prove that anyone is alive right now. What if I'm not alive right now and all this is just my processor sparking in the afterlife or as I'm going offline?

 

[buttbot accepts the asspats]

 

Wasn't it one of your co-captains who was going on about how nothing can ever be truly objectively proven? I believe you are alive, and will be for some time; but you have no reason to take my words as truth, and I could just as easily be a figment of your own imagination as a dreamwalking entity in my own right.

 

vwho c4r3z???

 

-Soundwave has been investigating any scrap left behind from @Stela Heterodyne s invention. Something sparks against his nose and he bounces!-

 

[Amused:] Careful, little brother. Are you alright?

 

-the air around him is filled with the scent of overheating electronics. he's hyperventilating now, thanks Onyx :P-
So - so I could be dead. Right now. Or not even real at all. All my life, all my children, could just be the dreams of an overwhelmed imagination.

I do. What if my entire life is a lie? What if nothing is real? What if all of reality is completely different from how I think it is and I'm never going to know the truth?

 

It´s sparking!

I´m real!

 

1t 1s, 1ts not, 4nd 1t 1s!!!!! suck 1t up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And in some turning we could all be organic felinoids. Everything is possible, and as 'incontrovertible proof' is nonexistent and I have no way of convincing you to trust in my abilities, I don't think I'm the person you should be talking to right now. Do you know where your amica is?

 

-he smiles and calms down a little-
Course you are, sweetspark.

-but then revs up again-
No, I don't know you and I don't have to accept that things are the way you say!

-boy, is there a hardworking computer somewhere in here? There's certainly a fan sound-
But I don't want to be an organic felinoid!

 

m4k3 up your m1nd, dud3!

 

-hugs Life Support, pulling him in-
Shhhh, Cap, breathe. In, hold, out, y'know the drill. C'mon, we're gonna take a break.

-addresses the rest of the rave-
Sorry 'bout that, this carryin's doin' a real number on him.

 

[Aw hell. What is she supposed to do with someone whose panic isn't mid-battle?]
...Life Support. You are not currently an organic felinoid. Given infinite turnings of infinite universes everything is possible, but here and now you are Life Support of Iacon and Cybertron, medic, researcher, parent, and captain. Your spark burns strong, and will spin for many thousands of cycles more.

If you're attempting to cause distress, congratulations, you've succeeded; please stop.

 

1m not!!!!!!!!