shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

He glanced around in curiosity, trying to find Wilhelm whom insisted he come in the first place, but he was a little lost, "I'm 68 and what is this?"

 

am i vwearing a scarf.

 

A dreamspace. You're the Ford that's married to Bill, aren't you?

 

"Yes-specifically one Bill, 'Wilhelm' Cipher of Dimension S-411-! And you might be-?"

 

Norm the Genie. I'm one of the other you's... fr-acquaintances.

 

As into as you want me to be.
^_~

It's probably the matrix. It's hackable, whatever it is!
o_o

 

vwhy do you all keep the same outfit and name.

 

"Other me-? Oh, I believe I know which Ford you're referring to-Is he the Ford married to one Valiska Pines?"

 

[Chroma is staring at both @Stanford F. Pines and @the author speaks
her reaction may be sort of like this video]

 

Yeah, that one.

And please don't leave out Sev. That Ford and Valiska are dating him too, you know... right? They did mention him to you, yeah?

 

He blinked, the name unfamiliar, or perhaps he'd forgotten and he shook his head, "Sev-? Maybe Valiska mentioned him but I don't recall-?"

 

"We'll live that long if I have anything to say about it." Valiska grins. "I'm an alchemist."

 

Yeah. Severin Pines. He's a doctor. A medical doctor. They got together with him this week.

*gives @the author speaks and @Valiska Pines a Look*

 

"We are a triad: Stanford, Valiska and Severin Pines. I know I mentioned Sev, but you haven't met him yet." Valiska beams.

 

Ford blinks, because he is currently wearing swim trunks and a short black kimono jacket. Then he turns to Norm. "I know we told them about Sev, but they just had twins and got married. You can't really blame them for forgetting someone they never met during a week like that."

 

"Is that the case, well I apologize about my hazy memory... Things have been really hectic as you know, especially with the kids and the wedding"

 

*laughs sheepishly* Yeah, I guess I can't.

 

She steps into the place wearing a man's shape, someone she killed yesterday, whose blood was still on her skin. Looks around cautiously, and lets the assumed shape slide off her as she twists and shudders back into the familiar.

 

"These are MY CROCS," He replied jokingly as the aforementioned footwear appear on his feet for a brief second before his normal shoes appeared in their place. "But yeah, what the genie fellow said! Don't think I caught his name...."
[ I have no clue how to do the @ thing whoops ;v; ]

 

"Oh, we understand, completely!" Valiska says. "We got married long ago, but we just pledged ourselves to Severin this week. We're not just 'dating'. I honestly don't think either Ford or I know how to 'date'. Ford asked me to marry him ten minutes after I kissed him...and I said yes without even having to think about it! We'd marry Sev too, but they have arranged marriages where he comes from and it's going to take him a while to get used to the idea of marriage being something worth wanting. Ad during the Weirdmageddon events, we ended up taking Mabel, Dipper, Oneira, Loreli, and Chroma in--and Sev's got Pacifica. Plus, I am pregnant myself now, and we have a very large household. Oregon isn't a very safe place for anyone named Pines right now, so we have most of the family living with us in Dimension 52. And I think I told you how Stan took up with my sister? So over the period of about a month, we went from living by ourselves with a younger relation of mine, who turned out to be no friend of ours, to living with about fifty people from all over the multiverse, and fortunately, we live in an enormous house with an even more enormous attached research facility and bunker."

The words finally stop coming because Valiska needs to breathe. She is a bouncy little catte.