shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Legal in the Republic's eye, to clarify.

 

"I would welcome such a system," Shade says quietly.

 

Given who you are related to I can see why.

Does your culture have nothing like it? Even in the form of a drawn out court procedure like some Aruetiise races have?

 

"Nothing," Shade says. "Except run away from our people and live a honorless life amongst strangers."

Suddenly curious, she adds, "I imagine Rawneth is just as awful in your reality?"

 

college.

 

-frowns at that-

Not all Aruetiise customs are as awful as my people like to swear. That is though, I think.

As far as Rawneth goes, I'd hope not. On your side of matters. We don't seem to be so blessed, though. She's what is called a Sith Lady. A sort of Force master focused on mastering only the Dark Side. Their philosophy is one of violent, selfish individuality. Everyone who isn't the individual Sith is a tool at best, as was the case with Kindrie. Or a toy at worst, as is the case with Tori. Or an obstacle, but they tend to have the decency to kill those.

 

If they've had enough time to cram for the Academy's entrance exams they're old enough to take care of themselves. Noooot helping.

 

right, because knowing how to cheat a test means you can do laundry and taxes?

 

The frag are taxes?

 

id probably be under a lot less scrutiny from the irs if i knew.

 

Ooooookay look do you have any actually useful suggestions because with the planet trying to kill everyone every few decades somehow I don't think "saddle the Academy with every abused sparkling too immature to transform let alone hold a job or feed himself" is the answer
Which is why I asked Doc Vali instead of some random human but yknow it's whatever

 

uh, excuse me, im not a quote-unquote 'abused sparkling'. my dads just a dick.

 

Valiska sighs. "If a kitling prefers to live with a mother, or worse yet an entire pride, that is not the one who birthed her...we just let her."

 

Then why even bother responding my guy I asked about solutions to the "get kids away from abusive parents" issue that was getting talked about. Not everything's about you y'know hard as that is to understand :P

 

But what if they don't know where they wanna go besides "not here where I'm getting hurt"? There's... there's gotta be solutions for that right?

 

"Would that I lived in your world," Shade says.

 

In our case a statement of adoption needs to be made. Ni kyr'tayl gai sa'ad, or in Basic "I know your name as my child". Adoption thus falls on the parent to perform, but the process is fairly simple. Again, a notice is then sent to one's house to make sure the records are in order. Other than that things have been settled. The adoption of others as siblings is similar. The phrasing is the same, just replacing "ad" with "vod", child with sibling. Worded statements are vital, however. To speak Mando'a language is a religious and cultural obligation. With that comes the obligation to make such statements vocal in Mando'a. As well as to maintain the quality of one's character via honesty. You're held to your word. People remember what you've said and they can and will use that against you when the time comes. To not make a statement about adopting a child would carry no guarantee that the child be cared for and educated. At best it's someone not knowing the specifics of the ceremony. At worst it's a flimsy cover for abuse.

 

An antiquated and easily corrupted means of funding the government to do whatever they want.
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Basically, they're bullshit, and I've never paid a damn cent in federal taxes in my LIFE.
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Well I mean I guess that answers that we haven't really had a government in like four million years or so...

 

Baller.
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