shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Valiska is momentarily startled. "That could be useful," she says, "and I would have you keep it to yourself if you were to join my pride, but only because it is the sort of thing that's much more useful if no-one outside the household knows of it. And if you do disclose it, make sure that you disclose it first to the Imperator, because if they want you to join Imperial Security, I would have you report directly to him and his innermost circle, and not to someone I do not know. This would be for your protection, and for his as well."

 

whats it like being able to do that on command.

 

[Venture stares openly as she changes, wings perking up a little-- and shedding gold glitter as they move. Whoops.] Organics transforming still looks weird as Pits who even needs two bipedal modes? Is it rude to ask what kinda mass displacement you're using that they're different sizes?

 

-the fox is back. she glares once more at shade. and then at the robot. she then begins to shift through a variety of shapes for shits and giggles. from her courtesy form to the honest. from two arms to six. from that to a human man and from that to a cat then a cow then back to just a fox. now the fox is larger, now it is smaller, now it is green, now it is purple. this may or may not be a wordless challenge to shade-

 

Oh now you're just showing off :P

 

Whatever, anyone can shapeshift in here.

 

Call me when you can outside of dreams, human.

Just a bit. Fun. Should try it sometime if you can.

-the fox is now TURQUOISE-

 

-Chell makes an exaggeratedly confused expression and points at Clover-
???

 

No thanks.

You want me to show you?

 

-frustrated expression, but then a nod-

 

I am a god of the Celestial Seat. Pet me.

 

Her point proven, Shade returns to her previous appearance; it looks like an unpleasant business, and she's panting and pale when done.

"It has its limits," she gets out between breaths. "Stamina. I could really use some fresh blood … also, easier to become someone whose blood I drank."

She sits awkwardly,and smiles a little sadly.

"I become slightly hollow to bulk up," she admits. "And—I suppose I can find your household by seeking Jane?"

 

I can change my paint but I'm fine just being a jet thanks :P

 

-covers her face with her hands for a few moments. When she pulls them away her features are different-

 

-Clover stretches and turns into a tabby cat.-

 

-snorts derisively at shade-

Mortals.

-mocking done she goes back into her honest form. it is a fox. a furry in particular. wow. anthropomorphism-

No blood sadly. Would give if I could. Being hungry sucks. Thirsty? In need of sustenance.

Bah. Think big. Become the Jade Emperor himself.

 

The who what now?

 

The monarch. One of two. Rules All Above and All Below. Or did. China abandoned the Mandate. So just Above now, really. Looks like this.

-shifts into the jade emperor-



Other monarch is Thousand-Armed Guanyin, Jade Empress. Represents the Indian half of Heaven.

 

Ooooookay! Yellow's not really my color but dude's got style I'll give him that! Those patterns must take ages to design

 

-stares-
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