shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

castor. reed castor. you're.. (squints) chell?

i mean, if you can figure out how to make it bigger. it's kind of a shitty couch.

 

Pretty much.

-stretches arms and then begins to float in a leisurely fashion-

Part of rebellion against it. No real hope in it though. Just here to break things. Weapon made by Heaven to break what it decrees? Abandoned and tossed aside. Now a weapon to break what Heaven is.

 

-protective cuddles-

No.

 

<3<!!

 

As a fellow former weapon: frag yeah, wreck everything!!!!

 

Not much point in not. Going to Hell already. Ticket to Avicci in fact. What's another hundred years to a sum so uncountable we call it The Unceasing.

 

Frag it up.

[He says lazily, lounging on the floor.]

 

-nods approvingly-

-nods. Points at her nametag, then at him-

-nods, smiles.-

-grabs her portal gun, watches newcomer Very Closely-

 

[She splashes Itch with water]

 

-extends the couch. The extra seats it now has are equally shitty as the rest. Makes an 'after you' gesture to Static-

 

[Squints to read again, then brightens.] Oh! I'm Venture of Upper Petrohex!

 

IM IN PAIN 8UT IT JUST STRENGTHENS OUR RIVWALRY!!

 

-hops up onto the couch, throws a bar of soap at Itch-

 

*Takes a bite out of it.*

 

"If she's our Jame, that should work," Valiska says.

Valiska's eyebrows jump. "Don't touch that girl if she tells you not to, Itch! She's part of my household!"

"And that's my fosterling! I know Chroma can take care of herself, but if I hear a peep out of her to the effect that either she or Clover do need help, I will absolutely tie you up in a knot and bounce you like a ball off anything that strikes my fancy till you're ready to apologise!" Valiska snaps.

 

she started it!

 

-makes a bath pearl grenade, tosses it at Itch-

 

And we're finishing it. Cut the slag kid it's a lot easier to get laid if you find someone actually interested!

 

*She is utterly unaffected by the dry assault. But, hey, at least she smells slightly better!*

 

-waves-

-almost laughs, clamps her hand over her mouth-