shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

He's fighting really hard to keep from laughing, just letting out a snort and kissing his forehead, "I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself-!"

 

He rolls his eye, and a smile crept back onto his face as he hugged the other. "You're SO not sorry."

 

"You wouldn't be either..." he pointed out in amusement, just keeping his arms around Bill affectionately, "So tell me, did you have something to do with the Kool-aid in the pool?"

 

"You're right about that!" He let out a loud laugh, resting his head against Ford. "For once, I had absolutely nothing to do with it- but then you know how I am with pools and such.... I think." Bill pauses, squinting in thought as he tried to recall.

 

Ford blinked as he let Bill rest against him, but he looked rather puzzled, shaking his head, "Actually... no I have no idea how you are with pools...?"

 

Wow fancy that I still don't want to be compared to the Prime even if I'd jump his struts in a sparkbeat! What's a Durden?

Yeah I can see that now but also what the frag

 

-amused-
Rude. You'd complain too, more'n seven million years'a this jetfuel.

-stays carefully away from the organics-

 

Wow rude yourself I'm almost to five mil that's like two thirds your age how dare

 

-laughs-
Well, that do put you on the upper end'a our population, that's true. We c'n get together with Cap Nichrome an' all bitch together, how's that sound?

 

If I'm with you and the cap I don't think bitching'll be the first thing on my mind ;)

 

Oh really? -flirty wings-

 

[My my, what expression are you hiding in your energon cube, Nichrome? It's probably a flattered grin.]
My crew remains insistant on making it extremely difficult for me to be a properly behaved officer I see.

 

Spoiler: flirty wings (gif)

Awww c'mon big pretty jet like you must've heard that plenty of times

 

-helpless shrug of no understanding.-

-sad headshake. then she has an idea and makes a writing motion on her palm-

-keeps her hand on her portal gun. She looks at Venture, then points at CC-
???

 

Nichy. Cap. Sweetspark. My gal. Our first interaction went from small talk to screwing in a closet in about ten minutes did you really expect things to get more proper?

 

Like we'd know what t'do 'bout a proper officer anyway.

Don't mean it ain't nice t'hear. I like bein' flattered.

 

Like our Capt´n can spell proper!

 

Invite hium ta frag till he ain´t anymore a course!

 

Oh! Yeah this is doc C-- uh Doctor Cloudcrusher he fixes processors!! [Given how confused Chelle was about transformers in general, Venture isn't too keen on trying to explain in-detail.] Real sweet guy don't mind the paintjob he's not trying to be intimidating most of the time :P

Doc C this is... Chell? Am I saying that right? [He looks back to Chell for confirmation.] She's mute and she's got a weird vortex gun but she's been pretty cool for a human so far!

 

-waves
Nice t'meetcha. My trinemate's mute, too - she makes her words text in here, maybe she could show ya how if you're both here at once. My sign's all battlefield an' we ain't exactly the right scale for chiro, sorry.