shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-Lacuna waves.-

I'm Lacuna of Devisiun.

 

Can't do my job if folks can't communicate!
-grins-

 

You big softie.

-She taps the lower end of his wings with the tops of hers.-

 

Guilty as charged, darlin'.
-taps back-

 

-gently noofs-

 

[It´s a Portal device. it was given to me for testing]

-laughs silently- [I knew how to read, I showed you my name. Would´ve been a reasonable assumption.]

[Chell. Of. Aperture I guess.]

[I´m guessing fixing processors for you guys doesn't mean tech support. Are you a robot therapist?]

 

"Testing what?" He inquired further, curious- nosy even- as ever.

 

I'm ship's therapist, yeah. There's surgical an' programmin' fixes - that's Doc Aurora - and there's talkin' fixes, which we both do.

 

(EIFFEL frowns.)

EIFFEL: Well, I've got a gas mask around here.. somewhere?? I don't know if it'll work, though, our killer robot just has knockout gas.

 

I'm a dumb bird okay sue me :P

And you're damn good at it too if Clips is anything to go by.

 

are robot therapists as annoying as real therapists.

 

[Venture's smile goes a little stiff, but his wings flare out.] 'scuse me-- did I hear that right? 'Real' therapists?

 

Incredibly valuable after war. Respect costs little and pays much >:c

 

yeah, yknow, ones with flesh.

 

Word for that's 'organic', fleshy. We're not lesser for what we're made of or where we come from.

 

[Hell if I know]

[I guess it makes sense that Ais would need therapy too. Do you know who made you?]

[Naw. Bird? You´re a bird?]

 

Dirt made us. Well a bunch of us. Some were made by other mechs one way or another.

 

what exactly does respect pay me, huh.

yeah, sure, whatever. dont you have a bigass vore robot to fight or something.

 

"Fair enough!" He stops prying. For now, anyway.

 

Protip: fragging rude. I'm not up for the history lesson right now but-- rude. Or should I ask who dumped you in a l--

[He stops himself before he finishes that sentence and focuses on his ventilation cycles for a minute or two.]

...Sorry. Just-- touchy subject. Especially with Fraghead of Rust Central over there calling us 'not real people'.

Jet actually-- [he spreads his wings, their gold-glitter curlicue decorations now a little bedraggled--] but 'bird's a slang thing for any flier whether or not they're a beastformer.

What?????? [Anger birb derail successful!] What even... I'm not a soldier anymore dude just. What???