shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

i dont know, i was born in the 90s. i wasnt around for the shitty robots show.

 

Generally? Your life.
[.... Yeah that was Megatron's voice.]

 

He is most likely talking about me.

 

[Are you aliens?]

[Why would being made by someone make you not real people? Someone made GlaDOS but she´s a real person. And a real bitch. I guess I can see how you´re birdy but how are you a jet?]

 

except this is a dream, so. seriously, whats in it for me?

 

??????????? I'm pretty sure the war didn't hit Earth openly til like... Pits what's the local year... 2007?

[Automatic flinch; Ven might not have ever been a Con, but that doesn't mean he's been completely shielded from the warlord's influence.]
Primus Ref give a guy a little warning before whipping out the big guns will ya?

??????? Why would I be supposed to fight you 1) I'm a noncombatant and 2) you're part of our fragging ship

 

Yes. Cybert-... Well for the sake of accuracy and making it easier for you, Transformers. Venture, Refractor and I are Cybertronian, but there are other worlds our kind originates from.

 

ahem.

 

I literally just said I wasn't up for giving that history lesson. But here a freebie-- [he detangkes himself from Nichrome and flips into jet mode, though he stays on the ground--] ta-da! Jet!

 

Refractor can still make you regret your words.

... Sorry... :c

 

no you cant.

 

EIFFEL: Oh man, can we book Dr. Maxwell a cage match with your robot overlady? I'm sure she'd looove to get her nerdy little fingers in some new circuitboards.

EIFFEL: We'd have to keep her away from the big guys or she'd go full-on nuclear geeksplosion, though. And I say that as a guy whose inner child is losing his mind about - holy shit, he just turned into a plane! DID YOU SEE THAT

 

Very good. Except I did not appear in that iteration until
this

 

i JUST said i didnt watch the shitty robots show.

 

[Refractor slaps Cronus with a wing. With all the force that is behind a 45 ft tall robot's wing slapping someone aside.]

 

Then don't talk like you know of our history, puny organic.

 

EIFFEL: (full nuclear geeksplosion) I have seen the Truth. Robot Satan is real and he sounds like Orson Welles.

 

p--

*Nvm.*

 

Spoiler: I'm on mobile and this may be fuckhuge

How about no nuclear anything near the 'big guys' when humans are involved that has a history of ending really badly

Wow rude you're allowed to splat squishies but I'm not???? This is anti-standardformer discrimination I am so offend rn

 

-she frownsd at him] Something about that is familiar but I don´t know what. But anyway you´re people. Large scary metal people so chill it ok? And for your information I have no idea who put me in Aperture.]

[Hey if you can mange it knock yourself out. Serves her right to be on the receiving end for a change]