shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

"Damnation! I was enjoying seeing you sweat, darling. But don't worry, I'm sure something horrible can happen to someone else. Like the brat of a girl that grabbed you."

She laughs, a laugh way too full of dark satisfaction.

 

Spoiler: animal death mentions

I HOPE MR. SPRINKLES DIES.
>_<

 

apologize or i start stuffing kittens down ur nerdass pants

 

AND THEY AINT PICKY BOUT WHAT THEY CLAW LET ME TELL YOU

 

Bitch, you can't even touch me.

-Clover sneers, unconcerned.-

 

I will! I'm cold-con not cold-sparked they're so tiny and helpless :<

 

He's a pest at times, yes, but he's yet to do anything truly harmful. I do keep him on my person, if you're concerned. That doesn't seem to hold when we're here, however. He's rather harmless here as a trade off, I suppose.

We're going to have to pass on that as well.

 

Yes, yes. Just a riot this is. Now please. Will one of the two of you get me out of this child's hands?

 

...I won't burn him if you consult with Valiska on management of a bad ghost. But I don't really need your permission, sorry.

 

You're soft-sparked is what you are. This is why we have half a zoo on board pretty much at all times.

 

Wow scuse you these would be the first fauna I've brought onboard most of the menagerie is Jetski's fault

 

That isn't really your place to decide.

 

Rawneth is suddenly in Clover's face, without any warning.

"Even your fool girl of a guardian has more sense than that. Maybe you don't know who I am."

 

Yeah, I know, I'm a very bad girl. Deal?

 

As if they could FIT.
>_<
@_@

You can even reach me up here. So FUCK you, and FUCK your furry goblins.
>_<

 

-flaps out a limp coat arm at her-

 

Fair. Though I suspect that is mostly a mixture of luck and your wingmates being a good influence.

 

Try using a breathmint, lady.

 

-sorry Wrench, she's laughing her ass off at you-

 

Sweetspark if you think Curls would try to convince me not to adopt random organics we know two very different mechs. The only reason he doesn't have an aviary is because it wouldn't fit in our shuttle as nicely as Clips' flowers :P