shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

He frowned at this, grimacing, he could hardly imagine anything much more horrifying, "How were you even able to escape-?" he asked. He also tried to recall when Bill had ever disappeared for an extended period of time and if that had been the reason. He knew Bill liked to roam but he also worried so much about what he'd get himself into.

 

Kitten! Now what are you doing here?

 

I'm telling you, the kittens are evil.
=_=
[He drags himself from the wreckage of the tables and away from any cats. Fuck cats.]

 

EIFFEL: (EVEN MORE OUTRAGED) Mine now, that's who!

(He picks up the kitten and bundles it in his jacket.)

EIFFEL: (sotto voce) Yes. Yes, who's a good snuggleupaguss. I won't let the teenage mutant ninja catboy exploit you any more.

 

HEY I WAS KIDDING

GIVE MR SPRINKLES BACK

 

"I walked! Aaall the way back up to a shore. Took a while, but I'm fine now!" He lodges his head into the other man's sweater, poking it out of the neck hole to kiss him on the cheek.

 

Spoiler: gif

 

He blinked and blushed with a smile at Bill now sharing his sweater, enjoying the snuggles with his spouse. "Of course you're fine... especially sharing my sweater, hm-?" he asked in amusement, giving him a kiss to his cheek in turn.

 

EIFFEL: No! He's our cat now. I'm taking him back. On the Hephaestus. Isn't a ship's cat is supposed to be good luck? Holy moly, could we use some. We can all bond over taking care of him, and everybody will get along, and nobody will threaten to murder anybody any more because thEY WON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT MR. SPRINKLES.

(He is clutching the kitten like a talisman against evil. Eiffel. U ok Eiffel)

 

THERES LIKE!!!!! 20 OTHER CATS RUNNING AROUND AND YOU TAKE MR SPRINKLES

 

EIFFEL: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. THIS! THIS IS WHERE I DRAW MY LINE IN THE SAND!!

 

GIVE MR SPRINKLES BACK

 

His cheeks flush very briefly before he grins and nods, snuggling against Ford and closing his eye again. "It feels safe in here."
He pauses, opening his eye and looking over at the cats running around, and then at the pool full of kool aid, and then back at Ford. "Isn't this place great?"

 

*Mr Sprinkles just wants to know where the pizza went. ):*

 

(Eiffel summons a door and locks himself behind it. SO THERE. This didn't work with the toothpaste, but he's pretty sure the kid doesn't have knockout gas.)

 

*Unless he summoned a wall alongside it, TNFL just walks around the door.*

 

[Goes over to sniff curiously at the kitten.]

 

He's more focused on Bill at the moment, but does take notice of the cats now, arching a brow. He shrugs, "It...certainly has its charm-?" he admits and closes his coat around them both. Snuggle town, population: 2

 

Magic!

Haha, just kidding.

-She turns the dial.-