shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Fuck proper. HEY JAME you think she'd like Pennarian?

 

u do this

*He strokes @The Fattest Kitten.*

 

(glaaaare)

at least i have a reason for not doing anything! i'm fucking locked up, you could do whatever you want and all you do is hide!

 

-is still rambling away-

...and I wouldn't be able to continue my lessons with Jameth. And what would she do without me? And there's my great-great grandmother to think about and...

 

*Problematic purring.*

 

Jame's my sister.

 

Well that does look fun, but not as fun as dancing.

 

(She pales, looking furious, opens her mouth, closes it, and vanishes, leaving @Redux Glass waiting on an answer.)

 

Your sister is the Highlord?!

I wonder if Jameth knows. I should send her a note...

 

No.

 

shh just touch the kitty

 

...then you're Jameth's sister? But that would make you the Highlord's sister anyway. Unless you're sisterkin with her.

-blushes because that's just so scandalous-

But she's so much older than you!

 

-Clover points at non-highlord Jame.-

 

Ohhhhhhhh.

There are too many James. Or I guess these ones should be Toris. But this seems like a safe space where that distinction doesn't really matter right now.

 

She's not the highlord. Tori is. I'm her sister which I guess means Tori is my brother.

 

No, no my Jame's the Highlord. Except she's normally called Tori because girls can't be the Highlord and it's a secret that Jameth told me because she trusts me. And Jameth is also Jame but she's actually Tori.

 

So anyway, who're you even?

-Pasta. Mouth.-

 

Lyra of House Caineron. A lot of people call me Lackwit.

 

Rude!!

 

It really is. I'm not that dumb.