shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I'm so sorry. I fucked up real bad, and I don't think there's anything I can do that would make up for it.

 

I can think of one thing, if everyone agrees.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

say how great i am.

actually, wait, wait, can someone lend me a phone. i gotta get this shit on video.

 

My opinion matters at least a little bit. At least.

But Goffik's an awesome name and Dog sucks!

 

What?

You're really, really great.

 

-She puts a hand on his shoulder.-

Goffik is not an awesome name. Sorry.

 

The comparison that could be made between the two of us is rather on the nose, at the moment, wouldn't you say? Perhaps you should turn yourself into a revolver, given the uncanny similarities between us.

 

Why's that?

I'd like to be called Goffik Zeus.

 

Well, you can do like, anything if you want to. So, if Cronus agrees, make it retroactively happen that you just made a baby that looked kinda like him with no pregnancy or DNA stuff involved.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

Uh, yeah, it sure is.

*turns into a revolver*

 

Because you're not the baby. It's a weird name, and weird names can be great, but they're better when you choose to have them.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

uh, hello, wouldnt that make my memories fake.

 

Yeah, I can do that.

It would make your memories not exist, I think.

 

No, because, and you'd agree to this before Norm finalizes it, it wouldn't be remembered that way. You'd know what happened in the theoretical timeline, but only remember experiencing it as much as you want to.

 

how about we DONT fuck with my memory.

 

I don't understand. What's so weird about Goffik Zeus?

 

I mean. I've heard weirder names.

 

Of course, even if you retcon the event, I'll retain knowledge of its occurence in my muscle memory.

Two genies, who nonconsensually create life in others. And to think you once considered yourself morally superior to myself. It's quite droll.

 

Yeah, that's what I meant. Sorry for my clumsy wording before, Clover and Cronus.

We'd be fucking with the timeline, and your memories of this experience would disappear 'cause the events did.

 

Spoiler: mpreg incident

*sighs* I'm not morally superior to anyone. Never was.