shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(Eiffel has been trying to recruit another kitten to be the mascot of the No More Murder Threats On The Hephaestus Please cause. The new kitten, he has declared, is named Skeletor. Unfortunately, Skeletor does not want to be his friend. Eiffel is a) extremely sad b) lacerated by tiny kitten claws.)

 

-this human knows too much. the new cat order must silence him.

Neko Notori is deployed to make the human disappear. high destructive power in a versatile, fragile, body. that is Neko Notori, the Bird Cat.-

 

o_O
[He can't even be afraid of this fucked up anime ass shit. Is this a fever dream.]

 

u havin trouble there m8

 

-Neko Notori delivers bites and scratches to the human, weaving through the air to avoid retaliatory attacks..

Neko Notori feels stronger. it appears that with every post a battle cat makes, their strength and stamina will increase in magnitude. the perfect way to gain experience.

the cat army first conquered the internet. then they conquered the world. now, the cat army has set its sights on the rave.

the invasion has begun.-

 

[From the depths of a cuddlepile that now also includes several of the more adventurous kittens, Venture stifles a high-pitched noise.]
sweet Primus I need pictures and also a flock of these

 

[Nichrome tiredly pets his face]
paperwork for every single one of them.

 

i am very ok w this

 

-a metal creature! in this new place, the cat army is nyat yet able to deploy the specialists it has for this sort of scenario.

instead, the cat army deploys Neko, the basic Cat as a distraction, and in great number. Neko swarms the metal thing en masse, engaging in nuzzling so as to distract from the human being attacked.-

 

paperwork is a small price to pay for the look on Curls' face when I bring him these
[He leans into the touch, engine purring, but keeps an optic on the kittenbird.]

 

There's so much paperwork. For pets you want to bring on board. Jetski never does it, somehow he gets away with it anyway. That smile hides a criminal mastermind.
[... Someone's still half asleep.]

 

-the child, too, is swarmed by Neko.-

 

Cap. Cap. Nichy. I know how much paperwork there is comms is responsible for getting it to you three :P Go back to recharge you clearly need it.

 

-Neko Notori flock into the metal creature's face, purring and nuzzling, while simultaneously obscuring his vision of the bird cat savagely attacking the masked human.-

 

[Thankfully Venture doesn't need his face for anything but communication. He submits to the swarming, making tiny happy noises.]

 

@God: hello yes can i live here forever instead of the Real World where there are Parents and College

 

*Lazy swat due to being crowded by other felines.*

 

-Neko Kami-sama appears to the child. however, He will nyat answer your prayers without cat food.-

 

Ngh. Don't wanna...

 

-a Neko is k-nya-cked back. the traitorous feline must not be allowed to harm the infantry!

tank cat appears to take the blows.-