shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

vore vore vore vore vore

 

are you saying you cant get eaten platonically.

 

I'm saying, "why the hell would you wanna get eaten platonically?"

 

death.

 

There are quicker ways of dying than getting eaten.

 

... oh, well, I can't die and I wouldn't wanna if I could, so... I can see why I didn't think of that.

 

So long trapped, and never considered death?

 

What's the use of considering it if I can't actually make it happen?

 

Plenty want what they can't have.

 

... well, yeah, true.

But... I dunno. I definitely never wanted to be eaten, platonically or otherwise.

 

As much as it pains me to admit the organic is right. Getting consumed is how the life cycle ends.

 

Eaten is different. Death is its own.

 

Death is death, however it happens.

 

Wasn't asking about eaten.

 

... so, what were you asking, then?

 

"One of the reasons we kill our food before we eat it, generally, is that being eaten doesn't seem to be a very pleasant way to go," Valiska says thoughtfully, "unless you're small enough for a kit to swallow you whole. I did enjoy eating lizards when I was a little kit, but as an adult, I think I would kill them first."

 

vwouldnt you die after the first bite.

being svwallowved vwhole vwould be a vway vworse death because youd havwe to be digested alivwe.

 

Death. Cessation. Freedom in oblivion.

 

... yeah, that sometimes did feel like it'd be better than slavery.

 

"Well, there is not normally air in your digestive system," Valiska says, "past a certain point. So you'd probably suffocate first. But it's a moot point. Kits eat things whole and alive because they're operating on instinct. Adults teach them to kill their prey, unless stinging insects get the lesson across earlier."