shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-somewhere in the rave, music that it would be good to sexy dance to of your choice starts up-

 

"STANFORD PLEASE." He shrieked at the other man, yanking his shirt off and chucking it at him.

"I'm so sorry."

 

The shirt being hurled at his face caught him off guard, to the point Ford lost his balance and fell into the pool with a muffled shout. Get Rekt old man.

 

*bursts out laughing*

 

my CHILD EYES are FOREVER TAINTED, probably

 

He points and laughs at Ford before reaching down into the water and pulling him up next to him, hugging him.

"Don't worry about it- I think he just gets a kick out of my reaction."

 

[nelsonlaugh.mp3]

 

"Nice," says Valiska, impishly (well, of course she would think so, wouldn't she?).

"Oh dear. You're all right, aren't you?" Despite her hair, the catte is a very good swimmer. If he looks like he's in trouble she'll be there in an instant, since it's not like Bill would be too much help.

 

Valiska laughs. "Of course he does." And now her hair is wet again, but this time she wishes it dry and pinned up, except for the long dangling braids: the two for Ford and Sev, on one side, and the five for Dipper, Mabel, Loreli, Oneira and Chroma on the other, with two locks not yet bound for the kits inside her.

 

Cordelia jumps into the pool.

 

Aral follows her. Cordelia is Ford's thylacine. Aral has decided that he is Valiska's. He is a large melanistic thylacine.

 

*Most of the kittens have dispersed to the far corners of the rave, never to be seen again, but Mr Sprinkles remains.*

*Mr Sprinkles is currently fussing over a piece of string caught on his claw.*

 

`_´
[He's not in the pools but he is on the far side of them with beer again. Further away now that the thylacines are in the mix.]

 

-sneaks up from a nearby pool away from the thylacines. Still fully clothed-

...

-POUNCE FROM BEHIND-

 

Bill nods, quickly yanking back on his now soaking wet shirt. Due to the shirt being wet, glowing could be seen in places underneath it.

"Not a fan of animals, I take it?" He called out over to Wrench.

 

AUGH FUCK SHIT
!_!
>_<
[He topples over, but outside of the pools, thankfully.]

I have perfectly reasonable concerns as to their motives!
@_@

 

:D HI you're back

 

SOMEONE TELL DARTH VADER FACE THAT HES ON THE SILENT TREATMENT LIST UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES TO POOR INNOCENT MR SPRINKLES

 

"They just want to play," Valiska says, laughing.

 

He raised a brow with an amused smile, leaning back against the wall of the pool. "What kind of motives would those be?"