shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Was it his idea t' come make me feel better after the Cap broke it off with me? Or t' make those engineering kits fer the kiddos?

You're makin' my point for me - one person, no matter how many'a them, ain't enough for a rigorous scientific study. Sample size is too small. My argument ain't about y'all at all.

 

At least we're honest about it. -stop helping girl-

 

Must have been.

 

-unimpressed- [look, you´re nice as long as you don´t try to defend Her.]

 

l14r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

dont clump me in vwith them.

 

Guess you're just gonna have to live with at least one person not believin' that.

"Seems like" is an opinion claim, kid. Not exactly lyin' material.

Them, then. Though if you see yourself so different, how's that hold up against what you were tellin' me?

 

[And a second middle finger! Free of charge!]

 

different person.

 

Stop it!

-Her wings flare.-

 

-swats, but kinda fondly?-

I wasn't kidding about AIs man. All the casual sociopathy of toddlers with the processing power of a supercomputer. (Usually. Small server AIs are usually pretty cool.)

 

b4d post op!

 

-makes a skeptical noise, but he has more important things to worry about-

All right, darlin', we can be done here. You want some quiet, maybe, or somethin' sweet t' eat? Or you just wanna be left alone?

 

He gives a nod, grinning. "Believe me, I'm trying my best."

"Yeesh. Who pissed in YOUR cereal?" He eyes the knife briefly.

 

Sometimes that is all we can do. You seem like a good boy, though.

 

-she flips the knife into the palm of her other hand- I'd give you the list but I lost count a long time ago.

 

Bill pauses before he practically doubles over with laughter- there was just something about how that was phrased out that made him break down. He gathered back his composure, clearing his throat before replying. "Sorry about that- I just can't say I've ever heard ANYONE describe me in that regard. First time for everything!"

 

You shouldn't spoil me.

 

I aim to be the first and best in all that I do.

 

All I'm hearing is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.