shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

(This music starts playing.)

 

More the latter. Never trust anyone who introduces themself as a warlock.

 

-Technically a warlock eyebrow raise-

 

That's RACIST! But I'll still serve you at the Fantasy Costco! I don't have any shame!

 

The name literally means "oathbreaker" you're not doing yourself any favors.

 

yo does fantasy costco sell buttplugs

please do not answer that question i dont know why i even asked it in the first place. direct me to the magic cat food and dont make eye contact

 

"Does warlock mean the same thing in the different places y'all are from?" Vic asks.

 

Young lady, that only applies if you assume every system of magic has the same definitions! I don't BREAK oaths, I MAKE them! You should read an encyclopedia... which you can buy at the Fantasy Costco!

-The theme music plays again.-

 

Does for us but we share a writer. But there's a reason we use the name.

 

"Fuck yes it does. Or it wouldn't be fantasy Costco now would it? Fantasy Costco stocks everything for ridiculously low prices but only if you buy a totally excessive quantity. Do you go through them by the dozen?"

 

PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THAT QUESTION

 

"I'm sure as shit not trusting anything that calls itself Garfield. I remember those comics. The cat's an asshole."

 

I'm willing to make a deal with you!

 

*conjures up lasagna*

 

This is a much more acceptable reason. -sage nod-

 

I'm not THAT Garfield. I'm a normal human man and a DEALS WARLOCK.

 

do i get a pretty dress and depression out of it

 

A deals warlock named Garfield, who looks a lot like how I'd imagine a human version of that cat would.

 

"Bull-fucking-shit."

 

Do you WANT that?

I don't know why you're so mad at me, Garfield Humanman the Deals Warlock!