shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Yes! The ring!

 

no i dont want a ring i want a bigass gun that shoots fire

from the GUN

 

What's a gun?

 

your ass is a gun

 

Are you asking for some sort of... big, menacing wand?

 

i mean ur makin it sound like a dildo but yeah ?? i guess ????

its a flamethrower man how do you explain a flamethrower

 

I can... sell you a flaming sword?

 

NOW were talkin

 

I can sell you a cursed one for 100 gp and a non-cursed one for 500 gp.

 

what kind of curse

 

I can give you one for free I have one lying around probably. It needs testing anyway.
[NICHROME NO]

 

Oh, not a bad one, not a bad one.

 

Captain. It's a juvenile. [Eclipse's voice is still a little strained, but he seems to have his temper back under control.]

 

is it a robot sized flaming sword tho

but is it like a 'kill you instantly' curse or a 'thing that already happens to me so why the fuck not' curse

 

It won't kill you instantly.

 

i dont kno what ur talking about im considered an adult in Many cultures

old enough for a flaming sword at least

 

but what does it DO

 

It's on fire!

 

so the curse is just burnt hands??

 

No!