shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

And YOU'RE not a deity because you got MADE.

 

-You grabs it and eats it.-

 

Above? Try to the side. [He sticks his tongue out at Primus, hip-checking him. His foot, at least, given Vector is still smol to talk to Hey You.] I've got most mes' memories, atta, forgive me if some of us didn't care much about your exact relationship status.

Exactly! By this one right here, in this iteration. [He waves up at Primus.]

 

You tried!

I didn´t give it a name! It keeps energy from going away! Plotonium? Does that sound good?

That´s not food! [It is not tasty. It is a bit radioactive and also very heavy]

 

Is now.

-She keeps chewing.-

 

Tasting is how they learn about things, they're not doing it to hurt.

 

[Sigh]
You know what I mean. She reminds me of... someone important.

'It's complicated' usually suffices.

 

Is not! [makes some more]

 

-She spits out the first batch, which is no longer radioactive, and grabs the second batch.-

 

Oh, does she? Fair, fair. She's really more you than him, though.

Exactly!

 

That is a really dangerous way to learn.

 

Stop that! I didn´t make it for you!

 

-She looks them dead on and swallows.-

 

[Makes it so batch two never runs out]

 

Yay. Food forever.

-Her voice is deadpan and slightly testing.-

 

You know that´s me you´re eating right? Give it back!

 

Oh, so I'm not allowed to EAT now?

-She shoves more in her mouth! DELICIOUS RADIATION.-

 

You´re allowed to eat! Just not that!

 

It's mine now! I ate it!!!!

 

[Moves the rest out of reach]