shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She follows.-

 

[More Moving] @Primus !!!!

 

Vector can you lift me I wanna eat it! I wanna eat it!

 

[Giggling in a manner entirely unsuitable for the Old Man he looks like at the game of keepaway.]

 

Vector don´t! [More keeping away]

 

[Whips up a chair to fall onto, still talking through giggles.] Oh, no, you can do it yourself, dear! Jump on up, you can do whatever you can imagine here!

 

-She scrunches her face and starts to levitate.-

 

[Also Levitates!]

 

-She goes faster!-

 

[You have made an Old Man gigglesnort. For Shame.]

 

[Offended look! So offended]

[Hides substance behind back, lets her zoom on]

 

-She bites their nose.-

 

HEY!!! [Grabs around middle with two fingers and removes. Hey may be experiencing information and energy overload now-]

 

-Yup, she is a limp, twitching noodle. That does NOT look good.-

 

Hey, hey now-- [he sits up, frowning.] Give her here, put her down-- [Vector is back to his normal size, and holds out his cupped hands. The Universe is many things, but 'careful' usually isn't one of them.]

 

That's my name don't wear it out.

 

[Gives her to Vector] I didn´t do anything! Just took her off my face! She was eating my face!

 

Hush, now, darling, you rest up and recover.

Yes, she bites, it happens. [He cradles Hey gently, making sure none of her gets caught in his joints.]

 

I'm thinking maybe biting people in here ain't a great... idea...

 

Quite. There are some people here with even more information than me or the Universe! And not all of them will take kindly to being bitten, no matter why you're doing it.