shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh, I bit the Universe because I was mad.

-She flops an arm over her eyes to block out the headache she's got.-

 

[He takes the hint and dims the lights around them; it appears to be night, with two crescent moons in the sky, and the ground beneath them is now distinctly metallic.]

That's a decent reason to bite someone. Doesn't make them any more likely to like it, though.

 

They took food away from me, that's picking a fight.

 

They made the food, it's theirs to share as they please and you never asked if you could.

 

They can make more, they're a diety. I've got to FIND my own food where I'm from. And if I didn't trade away some of the normal-edible stuff to Gray Fox because I can eat more things Gray Fox would STARVE.

 

Where you're from isn't here-- you can make your own, there's no need to poach. I am sorry about your friend, but we can't do much unless they come here.

 

I THINK I'm asleep now but I MIGHTA fell in here like I slip into the Maelstrom.

 

Afraid I can't help figure that one out, I'm a bit slag at figuring out how other people navigate.

 

I mostly navigate very weirdly, 'pparently.

 

[He shrugs, but his hands stay perfectly still.] I wouldn't know! I've only got myself for comparison!

 

Wanna know a joke?

 

Hey!

That´s not food, that´s me! You´re not from me, so you take it away when you eat it!

 

What, you gonna rip me open to get it back?

 

Mi!

 

No!!!! But You shouldn´t eat any more.

 

It was new!

 

Not all new stuff is food!

 

New stuff's INTERESTING.

But I won't eat parts of you, I guess.

 

-with a sort of quiet, battleworn tiredness, rage a little quieted but burning under the surface. It just gets exhausting being so angry, and she can't process so much Crimson well now that she's a god and pretty much made of Violet- Kinda rude to talk about someone like they're not there.

 

Good!