shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

k but

*Hoists @The Fattest Kitten.*

 

i had 2 explain kittens to.............one of yall. i think

idk i got robot faceblindness

anyways this is a Travesty

 

Hello.

 

Our son's closer to a Manticore than a cat I think.

 

BINCH THatS A CAT

 

Rude! Don´t call my caer names!

 

binch isnt a name its just a fun thing 2 say

 

do you not knowv howv to say the vword 'bitch' or something.

 

-purrs at- Can you purr? Can you purr things? Sire teased me and said i was trying to purr treats into existence

 

Yes, he inherited my tail. -waves said scorpion tail-

 

spiky cat

 

I... do not think I can?
[He rumbles, which does not sound purr like at all.]
I suppose even if I could it would likely not make anything. Our domaine is that of destruction not of creation.

 

Manticore. It's not a hard word to say, even with your inferior organic set up.

 

SPIKY CAT

 

probably just too pc to say it.

 

What an odd dog!

 

I'll eat treats, tho!

-She elbows Unicron.-

 

(The air quivers, and Ilma appears. Her golden dreamgown is covered in dust and dirt, and her lower legs have bits of metal and wood and stone sticking out of them. She looks like she cried, earlier.)

 

-Hey You peeks out from where she's been napping in Vector's hands.-

You look like hell.

 

I don't have any.