shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She pauses.-

I'm saying people should stop acting like it'd be so great and lovely to be different.

 

Prove it.

 

[That... sounds like one of those messy personal problems he tries so hard to avoid. Mortals are lovely, but they are confusing.] ...I'm sure you have some experience to the contrary, but there are places and situations where conformity is a disadvantage.

 

Can we have this conversation without someone breaking down this time?

 

Well playing at whatever she played at didn't keep her safe, did it?

 

Yeah and being a part oph the crowd got me ripped limb phrom phucking limb once, everything sucks and we all die. The end.

Wait. How phuckin old are you.

 

Dunno.

 

Different tactics are applicable in different situations. [He smiles a little.] But then, I'm biased-- my species is meant to change!

 

I didn't say change was bad!

 

True, true... forgive an old mech his scattered processor, hm? But the point remains-- we don't know that being or not being a fairy has any bearing on... [aside, to Ilma:] I'm sorry, what's your name? [and back to Hey:] In any case, on the little blue one's predicament.

 

vwhat do you mean provwe it. im right here. talking to you.

 

But are we phucking real? I think not.

 

but vwere CLEARLY real, othervwise vwe vwouldnt exist.

dumbass.

 

But what iph were someone elses dream and thats why we can see each other even though clearly one oph us has to be phake?

 

if anyone here is fake, it aint me, pal.

 

Good day. singing birds and blooming. At present, the birth ... fly.

 

"It's not TOO bad- It hurts until it doesn't! And then you just have to wait it out. Thanks, though!"

 

[The specter of another objectivity debate. It looms.]
Actually it is impossible to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that our perceptions line up with reality, as we have no way of perceiving objective reality, merely our subective world view filtered through senses and our brain modules.
As such the only option we have is "Assumed to be true due to majority agreement."

 

See, that's what I tried to explain, and then your medic got all panicky about it.

 

... which one?