shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Oh no no no, the dying part's not mandatory. But I'm kinda 27 feet tall and made of metal so you'd go squish no matter if you die or not.

 

I'm kinkshaming. That poor truck. Did he consent to gettign involved in your weird thing?

 

-melts into a puddle of black... something. Thick as oil, unreflective, and smells like sickness and death-

-reforms a little more slowly than he melted, and with an unpleasant 'eurgh' sound-

 

i dont really givwe a fuck, actually.

 

I have yet to attempt communing with a vehicle but given the fact it ran a few Ragged over without anyone driving I'm going to guess 'yes'. That truck was made for turning people into street pizza long before Ari ever turned it into the Dragula, I'm sure.

 

Passivity is the root of evil.

 

In that case, carry on, I salute you and your gore-kink-having vehicular lover.

That looks incredibly gross but yes that is the idea.

 

so vwhat.

 

Idk man, i'm just here to talk slag, I don't actually have an agenda here beyond being offended on principle.

 

I think that was he goes 'sploosh' more than squish but fuck if I speak Asshole Walking Plague.

 

Splooshie sounds dumb tho.

 

Sounds like something unpleasant done with a toilet.

 

Goopy.

 

these all sound like nasty sex acts you ask a sketchy east european hooker to do.

 

I wasn't aware there's buymechs on the eastern hemisphere of Europa

 

howd you explain robot hookers to the annoying 80s kid sidekick.

 

Ain't ever been to earth, glitch for brains, I got to do all the unsavory warcrimes stuff faaaar away from Prime.

 

thats very shitty weird al song of you.

 

You stop caring for your leader's moral delusions pretty quickly when you cna hear all the secrets of the people working below him and all of them are rusted to the spark :)

 

do i look like a shrink to you.