shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Nah I just habitually overshare as a defense mechanism.

 

It's an effective one, especially when you know secrets.

 

just run it through your head that no one cares about you or your problems.

 

Wow rude I'm right here and also he's pretty convinced of that already no need to reinforce the point

 

there is a need when im getting saddled with some random robots emotional baggage.

 

You can tell him to frag off without being a jackass you know

 

Let's even it out, see what's hiding in the black behind your eyes. -unflinching eye contact. She's not Looking yet, but the threat is there.

 

uh, why?

nothing, because my life is awesome.

 

-Wrong answer! She weaves her natural Seer's talent with Violet for secrets and Azure for the past and dredges-

 

You're not my kid I don't have to teach you morals

 

-She giggles.-

 

[In tiny stereo, apparently summoned just by mention of them:] What's morals?

 

frag

Uh
I mean
Morals is stuff like "why is this a mean thing to do"

 

Morals are something fancy people usta eat!

 

[Laeto:]...howd'you eat a reason? D'ya carve it inna alumininin...

[Aralia:]Alumun... alumim--

[The twins make identical frustrated noises, and rephrase in stereo:] metal?

 

Mostly you just gotta try real hard. Wanna see?

 

[Lil] I think that's 'morels.'

 

It's 'aluminum' if you wanna keep practicing later. And I'm pretty sure morels are the fancy organic food? Cl-- your sire tried to grow 'em for a while but they're tough to raise especially at our size they're real tiny.

 

i dont see how being nice to a complete stranger whos decided to make me his personal therapist without an INKLING of consent from me is a moral.

 

Yeah!!!!!!

But-- but they said they can eat reasons too!!!!