shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-She gestures at them to climb Vector Prime and meet her.-

 

1) the day scanner actually gets a therapist I will eat my own primusdamn spark
2) specifically being nice and just not hitting him right in the flashy weak spot are two different things. I'm not saying coddle him and put up with him vomiting Feelings on you just chill it with the "no1 curr" jetfuel will ya?

I mean. You're not wrong.

 

!!!!!!!! [Two tiny jetlings attempt to scale Mount Vector, with limited success. His legs don't exactly have many handholds.]

 

and how exactly was i supposed to KNOW it was a weak spot, eh?

 

-She watches, curious.-

 

hoo boy. Stay safe you two!! [Despite the jaunty tilt of his wings, Venture looks distinctly worried as he watches them climb.]

Dude even if you did I'm not asking for a retcon here just don't do it again maybe?

 

point out where i did it more than once.

 

-her eyes refocus and the wisps of Color fade-

Probably best you gave up on being a magus when you did. You don't have the mind for it.

 

excuse me?

 

[There is much slipping, scraping of metal, and wordless binary frustration-squawking. They aren't making very much progress, even when Laeto tries to fire up his half-developed heel thrusters.]

 

the word is WIZARD.

 

Your head's so far up your ass you can't see straight. Need to see the world to change it. Ni'assur - a mind barely strong enough to light candles.

 

If you intend to use me as an example, please don't. You know how things went when you last kicked me.

Would you like help down there, little ones?

 

I was gonna lick THEM.

 

-the expression says: 'who the fuck are you?'-

 

[One says yes, the other no; which said which is impossible to tell.]

!!!!!!!!

 

It's not BAD.

 

maybe i dont WANT to change th--

*He makes a sound like a marimba dropped into a garbage disposal.*

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Vector Prime [both now are clamoring:] up up up up up up up up up!!!!!! [Aralia's wing-nubs are fluttering as best they can without being fully detached from his back yet.]

 

ampora. semi-professional wizard and master of all things arcane.