shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[She bows to Cloudcrusher, wings pulled in.] Apologies in turn for accidentally setting him off. Is there anything a stranger can do to help?

 

-worried- Is he alright?

 

Ain't my place, 'zactly, but it's my professional opinion that the kid (sorry, ain't sure how y'like t' be addressed) is just sayin' things like they see 'em. Don't make it accurate, but it ain't malicious, either.

Eh, shit happens. Love the mech, but he c'n be a minefield sometimes. No 'pologies needed, but if y'see Primus or his divine kiddo - Hippolyta - send 'em our way. Gonna take him someplace quiet, but I'm thinkin' he could use the energy.

He'll be fine, kiddo. Jus' worked himself up a bit an' needs some fuel an' a nap, prob'ly.

-from Cloudcrusher's arms, Life Support makes a thumbs up-

 

Of course. Well wishes to both of you; I'll go find them. [Her optics flash different colors for a moment before she steps out of the rave; the portal she leaves through seals behind her immediately. No sense leaving the door open for anyone less-equipped for planeswalking.]

 

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Mighta done some fucked up slag, I dunno. But I don't subscribe t' thinkin' anyone's all awful, myself. Even if y'done bad things, y'c'n still do good, if y'wanna.

I gotta go get my amica someplace quiet, but if y'wanna pick this back up later, I'm open.
-disappears with Life Support-

 

-Soundwave looks after them, a bit lost-

 

-Sawbones appears to pick up her kitten-

 

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(the rats are real and invincible and nobody will convince them otherwise)

 

Then you think an awful lot about butts for a metal person.
*considers, clarifies*
Butts and kids.

 

[Was she there the whole time, hovering above the ground in a carefully balanced position? She sighs and watches Cloudcrusher and Life Support leave.]
He isn't dead. If he was I'd know. Or Marchy would. Either way. He's not ready to dance yet.

 

*laughs sheepishly* Oh. Right. Of course. Thanks.

 

I just go for assuming everything's real by default 'cause, well, even if it's not real, it's there and I can't really operate like it's not.

 

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There was a time when I mostly didn't give a shit. And it was relaxing. (And it had nothing to do with whether I thought anything was real or not.) But... it's kinda nice to care about people and things and places. Scary but nice.

 

sure, red, and you're the pinnacle of relaxation.

 

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I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO RELAX, @Crotulasprite.

 

even though you can't prove it?