shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

OR you could NOT fuck with my free will.

 

Yeah, I guess.

Oh.

 

That's like saying that outlier, cursed, and freak are the same thing.

-She scowls and starts climbing Burlesque-

 

I apologized if it felt as if I was saying that you would have to be involved. Couldn't you just, hm perhaps, basically adopt the child out? Those are the words, excuse me they slipped my mind as I imagined not having to be near an infant.

 

apologize* (I would normally edit but fuck I'm lazy today)

 

[He helps her up into her arms and pats her leg affectionately.]

If I knew anything about organic children I would offer to take it, but I don't care for sparklings, much less organic infants.

 

see, i would, but the likely candidate has shown himself to not know what the fuck hes doing.

 

Who's the likely candidate?

 

I would literally rather pop out a sparkling myself, and I would hate that. Kids are best when you can hand them back to their minder.

 

There is the permanent care facility. [Onyx, having stepped back in at the worst time, tips her head to indicate Ave's Kindergarten/daycare.] The little one will be well-cared-for there, and no fuss needs to be made over anyone's parenting skills.

...why are we all fighting over the juvenile's name, actually? Do humans not allow their young to choose their own names?

 

other one.

seeing as he isnt around to get the kid the hell away from you, im labeling him MIA and a terrible father.

 

Oh. Okay.

*takes goffik zeus over to the kindergarten*

*leaves him inside*

He can't talk yet.

 

They expel various fluids quite often and scream a lot. They're awful and I refuse to turn on my maternal programming ever again.

I don't know what you want, I'm implying you make him a family out of new people that are like him and of-this-space.

Or this, this is a solution!

And no, they don't. I have met a human with the name 'Anita Head', which when spoken sounds like 'I need a head'.

And I worked for a man with the last name Boner

 

*The instant Norm puts down Zeus, Cronus scoops him up. +1 child.*

 

Or y'know. I'm here and I've been takig care of children around ehre for a WHILE :T

 

*norm rams his head into cronus' arms*

Put him back in the facility!

 

Be careful that you don't hit the baby.

 

Yes THANK YOU! They will be allowed to choose a name once they want one! We all do :D

 

Then let them choose once they can talk. Incidentally, if they can't communicate, how do you know they are a 'he'?

...well then. It's rude to call societal norms ridiculous, but quite frankly that doesn't make a bit of sense to me.

And you're quite good at it, sibling.

 

Oh. Right.