shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

-hushed awe- Oh my fuck. I'm seeing, it Ch8te, babbys first tentacle porn

 

Uh, apology accepted, I guess?

That is what people are supposed to do when they're apologized to, right?

 

Well, we're rather small, and black-and-white, and we know how to dance a gavotte and a jig?

Huh, I'm not actually sure how to explain. Anyways, the arcane arts!

I think that our magic comes from different sources, then. It's simply in my blood! The slug sounds, uh...unique, though.

A furry what?

 

h3y k1dz, vwho vw4ntz to h34r 4 song 4bout l1f3 4nd growv1ng up?

*They throw their head back and S C R E A M.*

 

To be fair, She has rather striking tentacles. Varying in length and girth fascinatingly, and having sensuously delightful textures...

She is beautiful and I have only seen the barest glimpses of Her.

Generally, if they accept the apology. Which you do not have to. That is your choice to make.

Augie is very unique and also lovely. He's like a cat almost. Well, as in a house cat that is. Not a jellicle.

Back to magic however, so then you are a species naturally gifted with arcane potential then? Wondrous! Tell me, tell me, what sorts of "magics" can you perform? You have mentioned dancing. Are there magical applications of your dancing? Such as you see in fairy stories!

 

Huh.

 

-Kablooey.exe is not responding. She falls stiffly off the couch she was sitting on the arm of, hands covering her face-

 

Given your predicament I'm led to assume that that isn't a choice you get to make often.

I will state again that you are free to reject or accept mine, however.

 

a furry u

 

Oh dear, my devotions have only made it worse...

 

*sighs* Yeah. It's not.

 

*The single nose it has sniffs in distaste.*

[MORTALS.]

 

My condolences.

 

Yes, all jellicles are a little magic, some of us are just a little (or a lot) more. I can summon electricity at will...more or less, and I also dabble in teleportation and card tricks!

[he is very briefly upset that he can't show the author of these notes one of said card tricks.]

But if dancing has any magical applications, I haven't found them, and I like to think I'm damn good at both.

Astute.

 

-her shoulders shake and, but it's hard to tell if the noises are laughter or sobbing-

 

idk man furryisms got some Real Deep human cultural roots ud have 2 sit here for hours to soak it all in

'a furry u' is all of that abridged

 

I am a very good cook. My name's Clover Delacroix. What should I call you, if Valiska is too personal?

 

[he looks momentarily horrified, and opens his mouth before almost immediately closing it again. some questions are better left unanswered]

I...see.

((reposting cause i hecked up the subaccounty thing

 

Well, perhaps the dancing needs not be magical itself. A stunning performance will woo a crowd either way.

Anyway, lightning you say? That's marvelous. I've a device I use as a bludgeon called a "tonitrus" according to the notes I have found. It was devised by one of the Healing Church's Hunter clubs, it seems in admiration for the natural electricity produced by Darkbeasts. If it is swung just right for a moment it is covered in sparks that jump across its orb. Very efficient against some of the Kin I see, those being beasts of oceanic or cosmic origin and similar to the Gods. A smaller tool similar to it will call forth lightning strikes if I crush a bullet with it. Quicksilver bullets in particular. They are infused with blood touched by the Gods, which is very handy in the arcane sciences. Necessary even. It runs, as you said, in the blood to make a pun.

Teleportation is not something I have been capable of. I have, however, seen some creatures in the Labyrinth that are able to! It seems a handy ability.

Perhaps devotions was the wrong word to use...

 

it ALL STARTED w a simple show called thundercats...................................