shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

She hasn't done that for a while. She'll be fine, just let her ride it out.

 

actually wait thundercats came after

fuck

ok i dont actually know my furry history but pretend im saying smthn super smart and Wise

 

At least she is having fun? I think. The stage directions are unclear if it is laughter or crying.

 

Both, probably. She's.... kind of resetting.

 

I've made something of a splash then. Amazing.

 

Fascinating! The most I've weaponized my abilities is singing off some of our resident loverboy's fur, and that was an accident. What exactly is a Darkbeast?

Oh yes, teleportation is incredibly handy. Where did that fork go? No one will ever know, it is my fork now. And of course, I did use it to rescue Old Deuteronomy, and that was no small feat!

[if the author of the notes could see him, they would note the pure, feline self-satisfaction emanating from every fiber of his being]

[he snickers and nods along]

I suddenly find myself enlightened! The secrets of human culture, exposed.

 

Kablooey's always pretty amped up, we've just been busy with depressing things like work and trying not to die. So we haven't had much to get her this... excited.

 

...it's okay...chuunibyou phases aren't that uncommon...interesting you'd choose that name though...

 

the hell is a chunibyoh.

 

-she can, albeit as a spectral phantom catman who is there one second and gone the next-

Heh. That seems like a useful skill, though. Loverboys can get a bit difficult, you know? Ah, the trials of college...

As far as Darkbeasts go, they are a sort of variant upon the Beast. That is a human who has been infected with a plague due to the consumption of the Old Blood. They're touched by the Gods as are Kin but in a different fashion. A monstrous one. More wolf than man, they rage and consume the blood of the fallen. They do possess a sort of sentience, however. Perhaps even retaining their sapience. Darkbeasts are a variant that produces natural electricity for defense, much like an electric eel. Albeit in a more dramatic fashion. Eels do not explode into veritable thunderstorms. Darkbeasts do.

Also who is Old Deuteronomy? A jellicle friend of yours?

Ah. Then it is good to hear that my awkward wording has brought this upon her.

 

i didnt choose ampora, its my surname.

 

...eighth grade syndrome...*subtle giggling*

 

...yup.

 

it really is.

 

[he grimaces, ears flicking back against his head]

That sounds singularly unpleasant. Fortunately, Everlasting has yet to do anything quite so direct, or horrifying. Do you know why interacting with your Gods' blood does, uh, all that?

And Old Deuteronomy is, hmm. He's...old, obviously, and very, very wise, and were he my friend I'd be lucky! But mostly I think he sees me as a rowdy kitten. Which is true I guess, but that doesn't mean he's not an old fart about it.

[this is said with an air of familiarity, the way one might talk about a much-loved family friend]

 

whats so funny??

 

*pokerface engaged, though the corners of their lips ever so slightly curve into a tiny smile*

 

what IS eighth grade syndrome?

 

(what part of STOP TALKING is SO hard for you to understand.)