shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Lissa shrugs.

I had almost stopped believing it before I died, but I am trapped in my own desire, and my lover has gone mad, and Will has been taken from him, and our dimension is facing damnation, and so are a great many others.

 

-Clover takes a long drag of tea.-

But if you killed him when you 'should have', your daughter wouldn't even exist. Not wouldn't be born, wouldn't exist. There's no waiting room of life. Madness isn't an end either. As long as people live, they can get better... if they wanna. It's when they die that all those chances slam shut for them. You oughta know that.

 

@Venture of Petrohex You disgusting sap. You idiot. What are you even trying to achieve? Protecting me is what gets folks killed I swear to the hand you're dumber than your paintjob's pretty.

@Cronus J. Ampora I'm deliberately annoying and unsavory to everyone I meet, and you dislike my oversharing and yet I keep doing it I WONDER WHY THAT MIGHT BE...???
[He makes an exaggerated 'put two and two together' gesture.]

 

Awwww that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!

 

[They look at each other, then back at her; the red-eyes twin speaks on his own.] Both!!! I'm Aralia's an' he's Lae!! Lick both of us!!!! We're not reasons though how is that showing how to eat reasons???

 

[Scanner snorts and shoves him. It's... maybe affectionate? Possibly? There's a lot of deniability tho]

 

[Venture shoves (almost gently) back, snickering. Fratbird affection go!]

 

You are an embarrassement, an utterly awful mech that I can only be ashamed of liking for some reason.
[Another shove, this one almost more like a pet. shhhhh. No one comment on it or you'll spook him]

 

[He's totally just bopping Scanner with his wings, not at all hugging-without-arms.] You just like me 'cause I'm pretty!

 

Pretty's stretching it, more like "not an optic sore".

 

Wow! I am so offended do you know how much time I put into buffing myself to come here. Literally none that's how much because this is just my base level of flawless.

 

You wake up, flawless
Post up, flawless
Ridin' round in it, flawless
Flossin' on that, flawless
This diamond, flawless
My diamond, flawless
This rock, flawless
My Roc, flawless
I woke up like this, I woke up like this
We flawless, ladies tell 'em
I woke up like this, I woke up like this
We flawless, ladies tell 'em
Say "I look so good tonight"
God damn, God damn
Say "I look so good tonight"
God damn, God damn, God damn!

 

Awwww and here I thought you'd like me enough to put effort in.

 

awwwww thanks reffy ;D you're looking pretty fine yourself!

 

[Embarrassed Wing Flutters]

 

Well hey if you wanna paint me up-- [his wings drop. Wait. Shit. Right.] I mean. Frag. Sorry. Can I call a do-over?

Spoiler: quick make flirty wings at refractor to avoid thinking about fucking up

 

[Weird, almost unreadable facial expression.]
Knock yourself out.

 

[The wing-speak equivalent of a keysmash]

 

;D

How can I put effort in when all you do is put me down? QnQ [The saddest joking wingflutters. The saddest.]

 

Bro I only have the choice to put you down I'm too weak to carry you.
[he gives a wobbly smile]