shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

And you failed. Miserably. I don't know why you expected differently, given your track record.

 

I have...an image of some? I'm not a habitual user of, er, anything, really.

 

whats THAT supposed to mean??

 

You're not exactly successful. At anything as far as I can tell.

 

lozzer.

 

uh, hello? earth to daddy issues 3000, have you SEEN me? youre staring at the very face of success.

*He needs a haircut and a shave, very, very badly.*

 

Name one thing you succeeded at in the last millenium.

 

getting laid, growing chest hair, winning at beer pong. next question.

 

1) regrettable, for all parties, not an achievement
2) why would you and also prove it
3) I wasn't aware you could win that, I thought the prize was regret for everyone who participated.

 

1. im at least one party and i had a great time, so ha.
2. see, i WOULD strip, but the furry moral guardian is probably still lurking.
3. you can win and i did.

 

I ocne had a great time throwing myself out a window it was still regrettable.

What, are you scared of a tiny squishie with weird ears?

I contest this win. Bring in a referee.

 

thats good for you and all but i dont regret objectively great experiences.

with claws and teeth? yes.

the referee passed out halfway through.

 

I can and I will call in my owner to hold another objectivity ramble. Don't test me.

what are you a sparkling?

I contest your win even harder knowing this.

 

its objective to ME and thats all that matters.

im a 'sparkling' for not wanting my face to be utterly destroyed?

alright, FINE, the referee was me. it was one person beer pong. are you HAPPY?

 

The word you are looking for is "subjective" you cracked datapad.

Yes.

Almost never but I feel a certain glee knowing I'm not the saddest person in the room.

 

whatever. same thing.

youd understand if you were hot.

 

no see you'd understand if you weren't such a whiny weakling.

 

So say the Tempters, and they may be right, but...she and her cousins will not live long if what he's done isn't fixed, and there is nothing I can do about it, now.

Kits usually come out in pairs and triplets, but they're not alike, except for sometimes, when they are.

Did you just mock someone for being sexually assaulted? You are a job I would gladly have done without payment.

I am fairly sure that no moral guardian would have let your previous remark pass without comment, although I am not particularly moral myself, and you can certainly bare your chest without exposing your genitals.

 

one, i didnt mock him, i said it was a him problem. because it is. MY sex life isnt automatically terrible just because HIS is.

two, im flattered. drop the old guy and we can talk.

like you wouldnt INSTANTLY jump on me for that too.

 

You appear to have confused me with someone else. Also, I am not sure what having an older partner has to do with my ability to release you to the Dark Mother.